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  1. finally figured out why Ebert's tweets send me into white hot rage: he should be SO MUCH better and not so BANAL 6:32 PM Jan 2nd from mobile web
  2. @ebertchicago how did W "alienate" Iranians? Same way Reagan did the USSR? Many Rus-Americans revere Reagan for good reason 7:01 PM Dec 27th, 2009 from mobile web
  3. Ebert re Obamacare: "it's a start. We can improve." reminds me of Herm Edwards "WE CANBUILD ON THIS" 9:53 AM Dec 24th, 2009 from mobile web
  4. OAK to MDW 9:50 AM Dec 24th, 2009 from mobile web
  5. not proud to be at starbucks after lazily not brewing at home but WTF is the family of 5 doing here? None of them could make coffee? 11:00 AM Dec 20th, 2009 from mobile web
  6. Santa claus at our company Xmas party is none other than Wavy Gravy 3:20 PM Dec 18th, 2009 from mobile web
  7. "Hey, did you hear #OralRoberts died?" "Yeah, the check bounced!" 2:54 PM Dec 15th, 2009 from web
  8. when Ebert watched Avatar how many times do you think he ejaculated? 8:38 PM Dec 11th, 2009 from mobile web
  9. never uses with ("with foo as select 1 from dual...") but had the gall to pan a code sample for not using it 7:44 PM Dec 7th, 2009 from mobile web
  10. @drewmagary for decepively good phone sex voice how about Julie Aigner-Clark (Baby Einstein)? Unless that would just creep you out. 9:11 PM Nov 23rd, 2009 from mobile web
  11. holy crap, fmylife.com needs a way to filter out posts that allude to animal abuse 1:19 PM Nov 19th, 2009 from mobile web
  12. I wish my most verbose cow orkers had the same cadence as Jay-Z: end each phrase on a downward fifth 1:05 PM Nov 19th, 2009 from mobile web
  13. @drewmagary in a world full of princes freedom is a kiss, but the prince hides his face from these dreams in the mist 12:36 PM Nov 19th, 2009 from mobile web
  14. @cdbarker a fun parlor trick to practice is a freehand drawing, kinda to scale, of the lower 48 12:35 PM Nov 19th, 2009 from mobile web
  15. @drewmagary there's something out there that I can't resist. I need to hide away from the pain 12:30 PM Nov 19th, 2009 from mobile web
  16. @cdbarker the analogy can't be 100% complete unless Manning and Hannigan dated. Boy would Alexis Denisof and Kenny Chesney be pissed! 7:21 PM Nov 18th, 2009 from web in reply to cdbarker
  17. Those ESPN ads where Keyshawn suggests a "key cam" are really unfortunate post E. Andrews 7:26 PM Nov 16th, 2009 from mobile web
  18. @JonCouture you and BB and I will be on a very lonely bandwagon 8:31 AM Nov 16th, 2009 from mobile web
  19. wants to defend the Patriots' 4th down decision. Need to crunch some numbers 8:21 AM Nov 16th, 2009 from mobile web
  20. omg: Marian the Librarian isn't Winthrop's sister, she's his mother!!! How did I never notice? 3:13 PM Nov 14th, 2009 from mobile web