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  1. Cor. Michael Winner and Winnie Mandela - a match made in heaven. Winnie Winner. 5 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  2. @h4rpski with Michael Winner? 17 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to h4rpski
  3. @h4rpski Yes, I hope for his sake that my dingo isn't being delivered on the same day. #winadingo 20 minutes ago from TweetDeck in reply to h4rpski
  4. Oh man, I hope they don't try and deliver my leopard when I'm out. #winaleopard 28 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  5. RT @gazbeirne: Read this tweet to WIN A LEOPARD. Retweet this tweet to INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING A LEOPARD. #winaleopard 28 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  6. If you haven't seen already, today's 12 Days of Christmas freebie is the iPhone version of Trivial Pursuit. Get downloading! 1:15 AM Dec 28th from Tweetie
  7. @Roxy_Hart Well, Simpsons are foul-mouthed fuckers, let me tell you. 3:11 PM Dec 27th from Tweetie in reply to Roxy_Hart
  8. E17 party poppers. Let it 'stow, let it 'stow, let it 'stow! http://post.ly/GAqh 5:42 AM Dec 25th from Tweetie
  9. @HarvLog I think you should go for this one: http://u.nu/78gc4 11:12 AM Dec 24th from Tweetie in reply to HarvLog
  10. @PAllen is it a crash helmet? 10:29 AM Dec 24th from Tweetie in reply to PAllen
  11. @fulljames make sure you drape a black hankie over your head whenever court is in session 2:53 AM Dec 24th from Tweetie in reply to fulljames
  12. @fulljames send 'em daaaaaahhhhnnn! 2:51 AM Dec 24th from Tweetie in reply to fulljames
  13. @StMungo get a pencil, add a couple of zeros to the end of the price 3:18 PM Dec 23rd from Tweetie in reply to StMungo
  14. @eclectech hooray! Have a cracker! 12:49 PM Dec 23rd from Tweetie in reply to eclectech
  15. @jake74 ooh! Birthday? This clearly makes you at least two days better than Jesus. 12:47 PM Dec 23rd from Tweetie in reply to jake74
  16. @shhexycorin hah! Just imagine what it'd be like if you lived in one of the Olympic boroughs. 12:05 PM Dec 23rd from Tweetie in reply to shhexycorin
  17. @stellacreasy they were collecting outside the Mall the other day - 5 mins from the cinema. Got to give them points for bravery. 12:03 PM Dec 23rd from Tweetie in reply to stellacreasy
  18. RT @stellacreasy: my letter on the future of Walthamstow Dog Track urging all parties to negotiate for its restoration- http://bit.ly/4 ... 2:08 PM Dec 22nd from API
  19. @saveourcinema UCKG collecting outside the Mall today - and iPhone autocorrects uckg as icky. 9:59 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  20. @Marwood remind me never to cross you http://post.ly/FltF 8:50 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie