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Now watching the Last Days of Michael Jackson. The TV show, not that video I have.about 13 hours ago from web
RT @mashable Top 10 Funny Videos on YouTube http://bit.ly/8TIsxabout 14 hours ago from web
This is it. http://bit.ly/WQv0uabout 15 hours ago from web
Twitter from your Outlook Inbox. http://bit.ly/lZnxJabout 17 hours ago from web
Girlfriend's just bought a 12 month old Volkswagen Polo 5DR 1.2. We pick it up on Tuesday!about 17 hours ago from web
Hometime. Oh YEAHHHHH.8:34 AM Jul 10th from web
@deanlines Well done!8:30 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to deanlines
@markbaxter Yeah, but not for a couple of months or so unfortunately.8:26 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to markbaxter
@markbaxter I now have this instead. http://bit.ly/Tiivo8:23 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to markbaxter
@markbaxter Walked into the sea with it in my pocket. It was a good day.8:20 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to markbaxter
That's right, "belive".8:12 AM Jul 10th from web
@SoongUK Belive me, post iPhone, Twitter just ain't fun.8:12 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to SoongUK
Off to Manchester later tonight for @fatoy's brothers birthday party.8:10 AM Jul 10th from web
@Rhipadmore Point taken.7:47 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to Rhipadmore
Got an invite to Google Voice this morning. "Cool" I thought, until I found out it's for US-only residents at the moment. :(12:28 AM Jul 10th from web
@Jane_Platt Was good to see you at the weekend btw. :)8:44 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to Jane_Platt
@iainlee Fleshlight.8:43 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to iainlee
Must've listened to the new Arctic Monkeys track about 15 times today already. http://bit.ly/4znXtW8:43 AM Jul 9th from web
Public Enemies was really good last night. I bloody love Michael Mann.4:19 AM Jul 9th from web
@davidturners It's out?! I'l listen when I get back.10:41 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to davidturners

Name Mat Murray
Location Leeds
Web http://www.matmur...
Bio Awarded Employee of the Year in 2005, Mat Murray is now a part-time humourist, and also full-time recipient of the 2008 World's Greatest Lover award

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