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  1. Me : "Our VLK Product Key for Expression Web doesn't work." Microsoft : "We can confirm your VLK key is correct." Er, no, it isn't. Tossers.
  2. Have failed in raising my children - Mike admitted yesterday to having no idea who Beavis and Butthead are... sigh...
  3. There's very little to do in North Devon at 3.54 in the morning...
  4. Well, one delivery has arrived about 23 hours later than expected. Now, if only the one that was due before 1pm yesterday would hurry up....
  5. @ztolley No, but if this nonsense carries on (they are averaging over 1 per day at the moment) I might tried slow roasted kitten.
  6. OK, now I'm *really* pissed off. Still no City Link delivery, no expected item in the normal post and 1.5 mice just delivered by kitten!
  7. Still waiting for my parcels to arrive. Fed up, bored shitless and ready to kill...
  8. Grrr... why are deliveries always late when I'm in a hurry...
  9. Something's very wrong in North Devon this morning. Not only is it not raining, there is also, gasp, BLUE SKY and SUN visible...
  10. Now this is FUNNY.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=FdSaWW9vuow
  11. @danseto I hope you're not included in that head count. Never a good time of course, but why do so many people lay off near Xmas?
  12. @danseto Fair to muddling cheers. Waiting for a couple of big jobs to land, I sense I'm at the 'calm before the storm' phase right now...
  13. @danseto Come to South West England. It's bloody freezing. Fortunately our office heating is on a timer system otherwise we wouldn't do AM!
  14. Please vote for our buddy Ramine at http://bit.ly/2VU2AI
  15. Well done Red Bull! More of the same next year please. Great final race.
  16. Succesfully proved his concept and can now get on with the business of suggesting how other people may give me money to do it for real!
  17. Building a proof-of-concept Terminal Server suite. My joy is unristricted.
  18. 10.35 : Get up after Friday beerfest. 19.05 : Finally dressed for the day. 19.06 : Saturday beerfest commences.
  19. Sick children, sick computers and an empty fridge have conspired to make it a slow start today. Left at 07.10 and still not made the office!
  20. Thinks a particular client might experience server problems very soon if they don't pay their [very, very, very] overdue bill.... ;-)