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  1. Ever had a sunburn start peeling within a few hours? I'm frying eggs on my shoulders if you're hungry.11:44 PM Jul 3rd from web
  2. Commence Operation Sand the Shit Out of Some Reclaimed Lumber2:57 PM Jul 2nd from web
  3. It's 2AM and BPMF&Sons is nearly done being painted.2:12 AM Jul 1st from web
  4. Fucking seriously? Neighbor across the street is mowing the lawn with a weed whacker.3:19 PM Jun 29th from web
  5. I never Viewed > Source of McSweeney's, and I wished I hadn't.9:58 AM Jun 29th from web
  6. You know you're up too late when you think you can understand German.1:43 AM Jun 29th from web
  7. Tad really puts the 'dump' in those dumplings.10:33 PM Jun 28th from web
  8. Tads chicken n dumplings.5:03 PM Jun 28th from TwitterFon
  9. I was talking to the man in the mirror, and he thinks I look GREAT today. Did one of those hand-pistol gestures at me, too.10:42 AM Jun 27th from web
  10. The King of Pop has been dead since 1991, people.3:35 PM Jun 25th from web
  11. Rather, it will become legit in the very near future. The shit, that is.10:31 PM Jun 24th from TwitterFon
  12. RT @HalloFritz: http://bpmfandsons.com : shit is getting legit.10:29 PM Jun 24th from TwitterFon
  13. Woke up today thinking I still had a job. Funny! Realized I was standing in the street, nude under my bathrobe with a pint of Ben & Jerry's.11:00 AM Jun 23rd from web
  14. Lots of new photos up on flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photo...12:22 AM Jun 22nd from web
  15. Maybe today means more to people who haven't had to bury their father yet. When he's a phone call away, I guess you need a reminder.2:50 PM Jun 21st from web
  16. I remember a time when people would write complete sentences. It was called Before Hashtags.12:15 AM Jun 19th from Birdhouse
  17. The wave of enjoying Twitter has rolled into the part where I scrape my knees on the coral. God, that was a fucking horrible metaphor.6:06 PM Jun 18th from web
  18. My younger brother made me dinner this evening, and it was really good. Getting older isn't all bad.9:30 PM Jun 15th from web
  19. When every day is the weekend, every day is also Monday.7:29 AM Jun 14th from web
  20. @wessw Things Wess will do when he finally starts drinking?10:06 AM Jun 13th from web in reply to wessw