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- Saw Transformers2. Kept reaching for imaginary mute & fast forward buttons whenever anyone or anything was speaking. Still want robot toys.5:18 AM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- When to close your eyes: once the otolaryngologist grabs the long black bendy "scope" after spraying inside your nose with numbing agent.8:33 AM Jun 30th from web
- Just noticed my socks don't match today. 1 black, 1 blue. Well, at least my shoes are the same. Better check... Crud. 1 sneaker, 1 sandal.11:50 AM Jun 4th from Birdhouse
- Really looking forward to my upcoming mission to help fix the Hubble telescope. Wait, what? They left without me? Those NASA-holes!11:39 AM May 21st from Birdhouse
- Some may call this a unibrow, but I prefer to think of it as a luxurious 3rd sideburn that starts at my forehead and stretches down my nose.8:13 AM May 20th from Birdhouse
- @jledwell Wait, Captain Picard and Professor X are evil? What about Kermit the Frog?11:45 AM May 15th from Tweetie in reply to jledwell
- Gaps remain in my commemorative state quarter collection (aka retirement fund.) I'll pay anybody out there $.27, cash, for WA, AZ, AK or HI.8:07 AM May 4th from Birdhouse
- Conductor just calmly removed crowbar from the Emergency Tools locker. I'd be less concerned if he wasn't so gentle about the whole thing.2:04 AM Apr 29th from Birdhouse
- Addition of mirror technology to shower configuration has improved shaving likelihood by 173%. Next add will be coffee in a hamster bottle.4:55 AM Apr 28th from Birdhouse
- Turns out this black vest really isn't making me look as dashing as Han Solo. Maybe because I've been wearing it backwards all morning?7:30 AM Apr 24th from Birdhouse
- Cereal, toast & OJ - all part of a balanced breakfast. Also the only things our son will eat for dinner lately. Those, plus jelly beans.3:28 PM Apr 14th from Birdhouse
- Guy on the train looks just like the 1-armed man from Twin Peaks. Except with more arms. Does noticing this make me Cooper or the Log Lady?12:35 PM Apr 14th from Birdhouse
- This is my Birdhouse. There are many like it, but this little one is in my soul. (Memo: scrap that Countless Screaming Argonauts app idea.)6:49 AM Apr 14th from Birdhouse
- Rewriting some children's classics to my satisfaction: Good Night Mordor, The Very Hungry Face-Hugger, If You Give a Jawa a Juice Box3:46 PM Apr 6th from web
- Playing Sonic Showdown with fellow commuters. Who will crack first & get up to close the door that blocks the hideous howlng noise? NOT IT.11:12 AM Mar 30th from Tweetie
- Disclosure: 75% of my posts written by others (retired book monger in Kyoto, feral marmot & that train conductor with the angry moustache.)12:26 PM Mar 25th from Tweetie
- Things I didn't like about BSG finale: Adama's puking; Roslin's booty call; the textbook definition of deus ex machina. Angels? Really? #bsg2:17 PM Mar 21st from web
- Things I liked about Battlestar Galactica finale: old school centurions; lots of space stuff going crash, bang, boom; comeuppances. #bsg2:14 PM Mar 21st from web
- Just as I was going to post about Battlestar Galactica, my usually trusty iMac crashed. Probably shouldn't have used old Cylon components.2:13 PM Mar 21st from web
- @jackholt Coulrophobia has a low seed, but I expect them to go far.4:52 PM Mar 19th from web in reply to jackholt
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- Name Michael Poirier
- Location not quite where he had in mind
- Bio Shout it to the bedlamites we are westward ho
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