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@czilka Very good piece, thanks. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to czilka
@USelaine No. More like Gilbert Gottfried. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to USelaine
My daughter thinks Vin Diesel is me. I keep telling her I have a much smaller nose. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
An R&B song/About your dong/Is not what the world is missing. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
Kissinger should be in jail. Vietnam. The Middle East. Chile. Jail. about 4 hours ago from web
The Baby Alive doll pees her pants. The Baby Really Alive shits them too. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
@USelaine At camp, we did a vaudevillian number to that one with a real hammer. We were 9. Someone got hurt. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to USelaine
Only Marley could sing "We don't need no trouble, what we need is love" and have it sound gangster. about 8 hours ago from web
@matthunte And right now I'm in Texas listening to Marley. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to matthunte
@USelaine Isn't it? I was listening and it was like, wow, they were that good. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to USelaine
Once there was a way to get back homeward/ Once there was a way to get back home about 8 hours ago from web
@debradickerson Gotcha! about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to debradickerson
@czilka I didn't read that, I'll check it out. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to czilka
"Go see Precious. Not since Birth of a Nation has a movie captured the true black experience"- Clarence Thomas about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
Tofurky. about 12 hours ago from web
@AdamSerwer Which show? Is it online? about 12 hours ago from web in reply to AdamSerwer
@czilka Did you see it? Was it any good. I love the book. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to czilka
Lou Dobbs has to mow his own lawn. about 12 hours ago from web
@paschX You bring up an excellent point. I hope that point is debated by the crowd for at least 15 minutes after I've left. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to paschX
I find, when speaking to large groups, it's good to yell SUCKERS! at the end. It makes them think about all you said. about 16 hours ago from web

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Name Mat Johnson
Location PHL+NYC+HOU
Bio Writes books, some with pictures and some with only pictures on the cover.

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