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- Dinner underneath the redwoods. Wow, Santa Cruz. http://twitpic.com/9cr51about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
- Spent afternoon at the beach, now time to spend evening mt biking through redwood canyons. I love Santa Cruzabout 18 hours ago from Tweetie
- Bill Kristol either has no political sense whatsoever or an enormous boner for Sarah Palin. Or both.9:24 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- Making an Americano Joe Biden sings God Bless America from space in Autotune. Happy 4th!9:17 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- If you thought Palin *sounded* high, wait until you actually read what she said ... Read More: http://is.gd/1mXYz10:54 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- In the Santa Cruz mountains, cursing at bicycles we cannot fix.9:52 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- I wish my drugs were as good as Sarah Palin's3:12 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- And I thought Sanford's speech was weird.Palin's was one of the most bizarre goddamn things ever. Was Dr Evil offscreen with a bomb?2:55 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- No, no, no. Sarah Palin isn't resigning because of her secret Argentinean lover. Get a clue, people. It's because of her wide stance.2:44 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- Sarah Palin really out-Mavericked herself today. Delightfully Mavericky! Only true Mavericks quit to win2:33 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- @joemfbrown Planning to drop by on the way out! Got to get a new high clamp top pull front derailleur on my bike 1st. Have a shot for me.11:44 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to joemfbrown
- Just filed a 6,200 word story. Phew. Too early for booze?11:35 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- I hope you are enjoying your holiday today. But remember: Michael Jackson's chimpanzee is still in monkey prison. http://freebubbles.org9:26 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- @bxchen Name names!9:17 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to bxchen
- Usher vs. Keyboard Cat!
Did Hood have @waterslicer specifically in mind when they made this mashup? http://bit.ly/fAgSf9:16 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- @omarlee I always knew you had a big heart, Omar. Don't sweat it, we'll free him from monkey prison. Yes we can!10:41 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to omarlee
- Jermaine Jackson doesn't look so hot in HD.10:11 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- It's always weird seeing Andre Torrez in the Bay Guardian.7:27 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- Why lie? I need a beer.
Fortunately there us some freshly-tapped Dog Faced Drunkelweizen with my name on it at Magnolia.6:27 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- @PRCog That's the word on the street. Or at least on a bulletin board I just read.1:25 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to PRCog
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- Name fake mat honan
- Location Tehran, IR
- Web http://honan.net
- Bio Freelance writer. Wired magazine contributing editor. Triathlete. Smartass. Give me a dollar.
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