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  1. @pennjillette I really enjoyed the Q&A last night. Glad you guys are willing to do stuff like that. 12:54 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to pennjillette
  2. I'm melting! #office #heat #yam 10:11 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  3. Standing on a freezing, wet, windy train platform at 7:30 in the morning. Dead tired. But better this than to waste the day sleeping. 4:25 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  4. New blog post: Groovy, Man. http://bit.ly/3eT1v6 1:54 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  5. @EmilyJillette Of course! Can't wait. 12:24 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to EmilyJillette
  6. @cabel Cabel, Kibo. Kibo, Cabel. 10:42 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to cabel
  7. In case I forgot from last year, I've been reminded of where to hide in the building in the event a tornado sweeps through midtown. 10:36 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  8. @ericalj What about meth? Can I get that locally or should I mail-order? I could use some help staying awake during meetings. 8:34 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to ericalj
  9. @MidtownLunch I thought eating this things WAS your work now. 6:29 AM Nov 12th from Brizzly in reply to MidtownLunch
  10. @hotdogsladies Hooray for discontinued shellfish! 1:10 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie in reply to hotdogsladies
  11. @dontcallmedick Why do you have to sit on a newspaper? Leakage? 12:08 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie in reply to dontcallmedick
  12. @youngamerican They can't even compete with Blue Cheese. 12:08 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie in reply to youngamerican
  13. RT @alyankovic: Your Auto-Tune lesson for the day: http://meme.ly/1fPh9w 11:55 AM Nov 11th from web
  14. @marusula Slippers. You're welcome. 11:09 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie in reply to marusula
  15. @blankbaby Yay, I can take you off the "unperson" list now. 1:24 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to blankbaby
  16. @schnitzeltruck Your favorite customer is deeply depressed by this news. Also my cardiologist is concerned about his yacht payments. 12:04 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to schnitzeltruck
  17. @schnitzeltruck He should be scared! All the blue corn and ancho chiles in the world couldn't save him in that battle. 11:57 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to schnitzeltruck
  18. @putthison I hope you'll consider an episode with tips for fat guys. 11:40 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to putthison
  19. @adamprato Good meeting you 9:53 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to adamprato
  20. @schnitzeltruck Wow. Any plans to bring some to Midtown East tomorrow? 7:25 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to schnitzeltruck