masterglip
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Moving day! Favorite mover quote no. 1: "Box of swords... that's a first."
4:45 PM Nov 21st
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Awesome things found in my closet while packing: sega genesis, TMNT costume, giant box of pretzels, ninja hat, battle axe
10:27 AM Nov 20th
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Just found can of spaghettios in a box in my storage area that expired nine years ago. Do I dare?
3:22 PM Nov 15th
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Flower couch has been passed on to a caring group of young hipsters. I will miss you, flower couch. *sniff*
4:04 PM Nov 14th
from Echofon
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San Diego people! I am giving away my beloved flower couch if anyone is interested:
10:52 AM Nov 13th
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@ The blight must be stopped! Calling the landmeet as soon as I get home.
2:57 PM Nov 12th
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Just bought a TV worth more than my brother's car. Called him twice on the drive home to gloat.
4:07 PM Nov 7th
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Glorious Chicago victory! Time now to go pay rent... first must find pants. (minus a million to anyone who says it, c'mon people)
1:24 PM Nov 1st
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Clever plan to watch Norwegian nazi zombie movie last night had one small flaw: movie was in Norwegian. You win this round nazi zombies.
10:44 AM Nov 1st
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Today I have seen a man dressed as a hobo, Darth Vader, Iksar warlord and badass flamingo wrangler. Twist: Total human contact today = 0
8:30 PM Oct 31st
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No trick or treaters but frozen Norwegian nazi zombies -- even steven? Bonus: I checked, Izzie sucked before George got dead too. Down w/Iz!
8:25 PM Oct 31st
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Time to be awesome and tie flags to my pants!
5:22 PM Oct 28th
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Dreams I had this weekend: Got killed in a Target, became Chad Michael Murray, Bengals: 45 / Bears: 10. Thank god they were only dreams.
4:18 PM Oct 26th
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The Men Who Stare at Goatse
12:24 PM Oct 24th
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I appear to have eaten a sticker.
3:51 PM Oct 23rd
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@ @ Anyone who breaks stuff gets a voodoo curse put on them (unless its me, in which case by voodoo curse I mean big cookie)
3:44 PM Oct 23rd
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Things that are 51: NASA, 38+13, Mighty Wizard. Also, "pebble" and "saddle" are not real colors. Just say the stupid couch is brown, man.
10:56 AM Oct 22nd
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Found mystery shampoo in my shower last night.If someone broke into my place to wash their hair - I have your pantene pro-v w/color revival!
7:38 AM Oct 16th
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If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection it will melt all the rest of your records.
7:07 PM Oct 9th
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I may or may not be wearing a cape.
9:24 PM Oct 8th
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- Name Nick Parkinson
- Location San Diego
- Web http://www.gnomeb...
- Bio My biggest fear is zombie apocalypse, lately I’ve been thinking I prefer Sammy Hagar to David Lee Roth and sometimes I pretend I am a pantless gnome.
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