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RT @Blackestsheep: UPS is bullshiting on my package delivery... Good thing it computer parts and not a mail order hooker! Not that I kno ... 36 minutes ago from web
Drinking Coconut Water. 41 minutes ago from web
@rubyphoenix I almost got put in the dogs kennel (not the fun way) for the joke. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to rubyphoenix
@rubyphoenix well I am not a Dane Cook fan anyway but her hatred of him runs deep. And so did the friend who was hanging with us. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to rubyphoenix
@rubyphoenix No booty for 24 hours... about 2 hours ago from web in reply to rubyphoenix
@rubyphoenix yea I was put on sex restriction once when I tried to watch one of his specials. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to rubyphoenix
@thewayoftheid yea my sis was ready to decapitate people who tried to rub her belly. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to thewayoftheid
I am on bus/ dishwasher duty for the Thanksgiving Prep...I am looking forward to that booze tomorrow. about 4 hours ago from web
@Nefaria no spanking? about 5 hours ago from web in reply to Nefaria
@chubs4db The Blind Side? Yea see I want to like that movie but the whole white person saving a black person thing gets stuck in my maw. about 5 hours ago from web in reply to chubs4db
RT @martinboz Oh, and speaking of anticompetitive, Mya was robbed. ;) (I AGREE) about 6 hours ago from web
RT @chubs4db: Beyonce is not that talented. Just putting it out there about 6 hours ago from web
@chubs4db cosign about 6 hours ago from web in reply to chubs4db
RT @basseyworld: RT @onlychyld: @basseyworld I think my bartending certificate has served me much better than that Biology degree. #message about 6 hours ago from web
watching CSI..the ep where the corpses talk to one another. about 6 hours ago from web
is it bad that I am looking forward to booze tomorrow more than anything else....when did I change. about 7 hours ago from web
@songloved You know your mission... about 7 hours ago from web in reply to songloved
@problemchylde I know how you feel. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to problemchylde
@isitis we are going to have to talk later. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to isitis
@songloved well if your alone in the office...break out the booze. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to songloved

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Name Undefineable
Location Maryland
Bio A prisoner exiled to this mortal coil as punishment for a myriad of infractions against the Status Quo.

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