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  1. Boyfriend insisted we buy "turkey lifters" yesterday. I am now a person who owns "turkey lifters." about 3 hours ago from web
  2. The '1-click buy' button is the worst invention ever. about 19 hours ago from web
  3. RT @mpphillips: Pet hate: male authors who feel need to specify breast size of every one of their female characters. John Irving I'm loo ... 7:02 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. @Emily_at_Asylum "Party in Canada" would be more awesomely ridiculous. 6:56 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to Emily_at_Asylum
  5. Just Putting “It” Out “There” http://bit.ly/8bioMS 4:49 PM Nov 23rd from twitterfeed
  6. Manhattan to Lincoln County, Maine in 24 hrs. 3:17 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  7. Glad to be home in infant-free zone. Number of people shrieking at the top of their lungs: zero. 12:36 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. Anyone else at Terminal 5? Come say hey! I'm the sleepy-looking one with a laptop. 3:17 AM Nov 23rd from web
  9. @gxrobillard That sounds like a nerd thing. 12:29 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to gxrobillard
  10. @jchristie Hmmm was that a book that rhymes with Snowing Vogue by any chance? 11:22 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to jchristie
  11. Ha, and @janhanseth, I was just informed of your power update via someone on Facebook. ps. I can move my neck again, thanks to you. 10:18 AM Nov 20th from web
  12. I hate Central Maine Power! I love the Mountain Goats! I am indifferent w/r/t the state of South Dakota! 10:12 AM Nov 20th from web
  13. Hey Portland, does anyone know if the power is back on Munjoy Hill? I have work to do + a cake to bake. 9:27 AM Nov 20th from web
  14. Click here in 8 mins to learn everything you need to know about Tim Geithner's situation. I'll be in Down Dog. Om. http://tinyurl.com/c4b5ax 5:53 AM Nov 20th from web
  15. The tollbooth lady on I-95, Gardiner exit, had the most glamorous gel tips I've seen in a while. 6:34 PM Nov 19th from web
  16. @jchristie Put some Allen's in that milk and I'll agree with @readandbreathe... 12:32 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to jchristie
  17. Best interpretation of my last name this week: Phillipsi-Sandi. Sounds perki! 12:30 PM Nov 19th from web
  18. I report, you decide. RT @ahamburgertoday AHT reader Mary reviews the burger from The Blue Spoon in Portland, ME http://bit.ly/1UblDi 8:24 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. tumblr marriage proposal #indiefilmcliche 4:28 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. The part about the role-playing is 100% true, just so you know. http://tinyurl.com/yjtuyp3 11:56 AM Nov 18th from web
  • Name Mary Phillips-Sandy
  • Web http://www.maryps...
  • Bio I write for Comedy Central's Indecision and I like Grover Cleveland.
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