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  1. Someone just asked me to do the Pittsburgh marathon. Shit!
  2. I'm addicted to @friend_facts on #facebook! Check it out: http://bit.ly/10urAW
  3. @Tehren_Anaiis Boobs are just awkward. Boobs suck
  4. Made $60 in 2 1/2 hours. Not too bad.
  5. New entertainment: catching the nerf darts of an automatic nerf gun...and shooting others.
  6. speaking of boobs, I definitely damaged my friend's mom's boobs with my scapula bones...oops
  7. @Tehren_Anaiis boobs are awkward.
  8. Shit! I just realized Connecticut is directly east of Pennsylvania, not north. I need to go back to 4th grade.
  9. ...God with human characteristics because we cannot understand the force within our intellectual ability.
  10. RantoftheDay. If God exists, he is not human. He is a force. A force humans cannot understand. So we as humans should not characterize...
  11. @angrysnowboard that's awesome!
  12. Slept through the entire Penn State game. My family is so proud.
  13. @redct Drunk actions are priceless.
  14. However, my friend's mom definitely TMIed when she told me about the pros of birth control and her rage during periods.
  15. Best Holiday Valley trip EVER...even though I spent New Years driving in a car.
  16. My very special friend just learned that I was "lactose intolerant" not "lack toast and tolerant."
  17. @Rekidk Wouldn't your first full decade be 1991 to 2001?
  18. Damn it mary kate! Fall asleep!!!
  19. @vlcmsnwbrdr777 Real World would be fucking sweet!
  20. New goal: watch all ten seasons of Friends before I go back to school.