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  1. Dreamt ehud the slayer cat was paying for my seminary. woke up&accidently launched him off the bed. panicked until I realized I'm an idiot.
  2. Fail.
  3. stupid asthma. stupid cold air. stupid fire lungs.
  4. Snow. Hate.
  5. understands it's a complete lack of perspective, but still feels elderly as of today (none the less... thanks for all the birthday wishes!)
  6. Apparently "Care Bear Jesus" is a term that only I use. For now.
  7. full work day saturday. boo.
  8. goals for the day: quit obsessing about what i wrote, finish boring paperwork, stop reading boring articles. additionally - be less lame.
  9. was informed via email that the bishop of texas is following my twitters. the world i live in just became a little stranger to me.
  10. "Win at Any Cost. Our parish vision statement." quote from an named source deep inside the Church... hahahaha....
  11. it's funny that our high school reunion reminds me so much of... high school. except people seem to have more money and free time now.
  12. needs to get some work done or the world will hurl into the sun. well, not really.. but it made for a more exciting status update.
  13. slip and slide and pharisee night was a bit epic. well for me.
  14. as i move all the summer stuff out of my office, i wonder what i am going to do with te 4000+ books/other valuables when i leave 4 seminary
  15. crocodile dundee is on tv. the day has become awesome.
  16. sermon is done, but still would like to irrationally get a little bit of elisha and the she bears in there somewhere.
  17. was just very politely condemned to hell and reminded to repent. from a lady who stopped by the church with a flier. thanks odd woman.
  18. vaguely cares about about church politics now. that is more than a little disconcerting.
  19. is actually updating twitter again. it was scary when my sarcastic remarks showed up in a news article. with gc over, i'm boring again.
  20. wearing a propaganda shirt today. in part because i support mdgs back in the budget. in part because its an excuse to wear a tshirt.