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  1. Am currently in similar atmospheric conditions to the great arctic Newcastle winter of 2005. Yes i'm wearing gloves indoors. Brrrrrrrr.
  2. The answer is hair.
  3. Riddle number 1. What goes over my head but under my hat?
  4. Riddle me this. Riddle me that. New riddles will be uploaded soon.
  5. HEATTECH is revolutionary material that keeps you warm by retaining body heat. Also known as clothes.
  6. The man sitting behind me is eating with his mouth open very loudly for all to hear. Urgh.
  7. Right. Off to the land of nod. Goodnight all.
  8. RT@_the_wiz_Exclusive! The secret love-child of Jan Moir and Nick Griffin, revealed. http://bit.ly/2LoFA1 #bbcqt
  9. "They're a non-violent KKK". Oh well, that's ok then. Prat. #bbcqt
  10. Thank goodness Dick.. sorry Nick..Griffin got slaughtered tonight and shown up for what he really is. A nasty racist homophobic little man.
  11. Yah. Yah. Yah.
  12. The phrase 'strategic staircase' has just been uttered. Strategic staircase! It's painful indeed.
  13. Another interview is beginning on the table behind me! Trying my hardest not to laugh at the corporate balderdash.
  14. Sitting in a well known coffee chain listening to an interview on the table next to me. I don't think she's going to get it!
  15. Not literally hanging of course. Wouldn't want anyone to worry.
  16. Just hanging on the telephone.
  17. Well done Jenson Button! Great day for British sport.
  18. Well done beth tweddle!
  19. This is not just a kick in the nuts, this is a M&S kick in the nuts. Brands pull ads from Daily Mail article: http://bit.ly/1mt4JP #janmoir
  20. RT @DerrenBrown: The sensational @charltonbrooker on Moir, & so very very well put. http://j.mp/l9dwd