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  1. @ThatChrisGore So you were as surprised as I was to learn Adam Sandler is still "acting"? Yeah, spoiler. Could have been a big a-ha moment!
  2. Just had one of these http://fruit2day.com A bit like drinking a bottle of fruit cocktail. Too chunky for the beverage aisle if you ask me.
  3. Listen to Paul McCartney and Wings and wondering why "Wings sucks" was the subtextual punchline of so many jokes in the 70s/80s. Not true!
  4. @ManMadeMoon On @gadgetguy's recommendation, have downloaded the Moon score from iTunes store (http://bit.ly/YXXGH) Kudos and thanks!
  5. RT @missdestructo: RT @jeffreypjacobs: The most popular euphemism for vomiting in Denmark is "talking into the big phone." (WENN)
  6. "Are you ready for Nassau?" asks Orbitz. In a panic I admit there aren't enough treadmill miles between there and here to ever get me ready.
  7. My neighbors seem much less Mexican than their music choices would have you believe.
  8. @missdestructo Awesome. Post pics!
  9. Audrey's so luxurious in the window seat, she didn't even rouse herself to bark at my passing neighbor. It's officially summer!
  10. RT @Apey: Y'all know about Cursebird already? Just in case you still like to laugh at curse words: http://cursebird.com
  11. My new PS3 just arrived. Yay!
  12. I made fresh guacamole to eat with these delicious picaditas.
  13. @MikeDoughtyYeah Daft Punk? Who wouldn't dance to that? (I should note: I assume all French house music is made by Daft Punk.)
  14. Mail-ordered five new bikinis and am happy with all of them. This is either a miracle or a sign that my standards have dipped.
  15. Cameron Crowe doesn't realize there's a point when you get so old, no one wants to think about you making love to your wife. #Elizabethtown
  16. I'm a fan of the Bond-a-thon.
  17. Harry Potter and the Nude Scene #harrypottersequels
  18. Luxor just sent me a complimentary deck of playing cards. Guess that saves me a trip.
  19. Can't believe Comic-Con is a week and change away. My annual appointment.
  20. Sometimes lady-bonding in the bathroom becomes condescending.