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  1. Lorenzo von Matterhorn (!!): http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
  2. One more class to teach, and then DONE! for the week.
  3. It is most definitely NOT always sunny in Philadelphia. Fail.
  4. If Robin on #TopChef doesn't go home tonight, I will cry. For an extended period of time. Or just write angry letters to Bravo.
  5. Did not, in fact, break the puppy. $237 dollars later, she is safe and sound.
  6. Freaking out. Afraid I broke the Puppy.
  7. Ness just peed on our bed. We will be shipping her off to boarding school in Switzerland shortly.
  8. Thank you, past sleeping self, for not waking up to THREE ALARMS.
  9. @jhuliems THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER.
  10. I cannot think of anywhere else to procrastinate on the internet. Boo.
  11. I have 22 hours to invent a thesis. Interesting.
  12. Hot tea fixes everything. End of story.
  13. Dear my thesis, If you could research and/or (preferably and) write yourself, it would be greatly appreciated. Kindly (but really not), MF
  14. himym date with pres! exciting AND romantic. seriously though: totally exciting.
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  16. Sugar free redbull, I hate you so very much. Paper I should have written before now, I hate you even more.
  17. @jhuliems ugh. the dreaded colorful pinwheel. how i hate it.
  18. One of those days when the highlight will be climbing into bed, reading two pages of my novel, and going to sleep.
  19. Spilled coffee on the dress pants today, which means that lesson has been learned. Am meant to dress like a hobo...back to jeans tomorrow.
  20. Put on dress pants this morning, took the dogs for a walk, and was stepped on by a muddy-footed Ness. THIS is why I only wear jeans.