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  1. "Yes, I'd like the chicken, but if possible I'd like it in ring form." 7:50 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  2. This paper bag is making me feel like the cutest little hobo in Port Authority. 7:42 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  3. @jamiepaakkonen no one ever honors my requests for anachronistic pseudo-scientific medical equipment. 1:34 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to jamiepaakkonen
  4. Female gingko or rotting corpse? Tough to tell. Tough. To. Tell. 5:57 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  5. The key to Miami is not pronouncing anything. 10:14 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  6. Woohoo! Swine flu party! America's second favorite in-home hypodermic injection gathering! 12:56 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  7. @ JOE'S STONE CRABS!! 10:16 AM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  8. You've been better, De Lillo. 9:22 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  9. Here's a kickass mixtape by friend Andy: http://iinmigas.typepad.com/weblog/ 12:03 PM Nov 22nd from web
  10. @mollynuell I know it's so cute. I cry every time I see it. of course. 11:46 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to mollynuell
  11. @jamiepaakkonen so do but can't! 11:44 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to jamiepaakkonen
  12. I can't wait til I'm old enough to just wear a shirt made out of sequins and call it a day. 5:29 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  13. At the Rockettes, eating what is essentially cotton candy spit and wearing 3D glasses over my regular glasses. Yes fellas, I'm available! 4:18 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  14. All of you people have to leave the city. Now. Not enough room for you. This is not Tokyo. 2:49 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  15. If Twitter's taught me anything, it's the names of obscure and gymnastic sex acts. 10:10 AM Nov 19th from web
  16. @mayjah I know right? I look way better in a comically oversized zoot suit. 10:07 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to mayjah
  17. @ChiNurse touche! 9:47 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to ChiNurse
  18. If I married Chris Rock I'd be Mary Block Rock. Who else could I marry for comedy value? 9:46 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. A great hostess gift for someone who didn't really like you in high school is 6 or 7 bottles of wine and a Xanax. 1:54 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. @avantsweater you always smell like a pancake barn. It's part of your charm. 12:21 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to avantsweater