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  1. I cleaned the breakroom at the store yesterday... http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/4/17mccloytyler.html about 15 hours ago from web
  2. RT @io9: Mutated Enzymes In The Water Could Prevent Cocaine Use http://io9.com/5440883/ #socialcontrol #madscience about 15 hours ago from web
  3. Getting drunk with Kate Lazarus on Polk st. Pretending to be important 11:42 PM Jan 2nd from twidroid
  4. 10 years ago was an epic NYE, sat around a campfire on Ocean Beach with 7? Idyllwild Kids who were all staying at my house Sand in my stereo 12:35 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from twidroid
  5. Well today has certainly been an endless series of disappointments. Can something good happen now? 5:22 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from web
  6. @waltercrasshole crap, you're right, 3 am... my bad 3:33 PM Dec 29th, 2009 from web
  7. Been watching Lars Von Trier's Kingdom all night, creeping myself out. It's like Dutch David Lynch ER 2:14 AM Dec 29th, 2009 from twidroid
  8. @waltercrasshole I want to go to there... 1:36 PM Dec 25th, 2009 from web in reply to waltercrasshole
  9. @waltercrasshole Not yet, gotta run the video store first, will be later! :P How's Deutschland X-Mas? Watch out for the Krampus!!!! xox 1:28 PM Dec 25th, 2009 from web in reply to waltercrasshole
  10. I wish you a *Mary* X-Mas. 12:25 PM Dec 25th, 2009 from web
  11. Used VHS tapes from Le Video make great $2 stocking stuffers! (And a pillowcase full of them can be used to bludgeon unwanted holiday guests 2:26 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from web
  12. Talking pizza roll 11:09 PM Dec 23rd, 2009 from twidroid
  13. In a good mood yet highly dysfunctional today 1:29 PM Dec 18th, 2009 from twidroid
  14. SWEET! RT @IGNcom Hey guys, @ericign here with some breaking news. Bryan Singer announces he's directing a new X-Men movie! http://go.ign.c 10:33 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from twidroid
  15. Bunneh. http://twitgoo.com/a0c39 3:42 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from twidroid
  16. Got a haircut! Nothing drastic, just took the dead out. Thanks 837 Irving Salon! 4:07 PM Dec 15th, 2009 from twidroid
  17. http://yfrog.com/auyyyjj 4:03 PM Dec 10th, 2009 from Seesmic
  18. I am become Popsicle, destroyer of warm beverages. 7:01 PM Dec 8th, 2009 from web
  19. http://xkcd.com/672/ 7:54 PM Dec 7th, 2009 from web
  20. RT @discordianquote: "I don't even know you anymore." "Shut up. At least the bunnies are on fire." http://bit.ly/4HBgPN 11:16 PM Dec 5th, 2009 from Seesmic