marxbrothers
oh golly we're dead. maybe this madness should cease.
| marxbrothers Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped |
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| marxbrothers You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. |
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| marxbrothers Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. |
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| marxbrothers Why, a four year old child could understand this. Run out and get me a four year old child, I can't make head or tail out of it. |
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| marxbrothers You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open |
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| marxbrothers One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. |
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| marxbrothers Groucho: I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere |
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| marxbrothers Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you |
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| marxbrothers I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you came home |
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| marxbrothers Do you mind if I don't smoke? |
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| marxbrothers Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? |
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| marxbrothers We should pull out. Which is what Nixon’s father should have done... |
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| marxbrothers Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana |
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| marxbrothers The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made. |
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| marxbrothers The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. |
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| marxbrothers A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. |
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| marxbrothers She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. |
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| marxbrothers Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies |
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| marxbrothers Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. |
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