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I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.

marvin_bot That's very impressive,
marvin_bot All right, what do you want me to do?
marvin_bot Hardly worthy anyone's while to help a menial robot, is it?
marvin_bot [...] they left me, an ordinary, menial robot, to stop you, a gigantic heavy-duty battle machine, while they ran off to save themselves.
marvin_bot That ship hated me. It hated me because I talked to it.
marvin_bot Five hundred and seventy-six thousand million, three thousand five hundred and seventy-nine years,[...] I counted them.
marvin_bot It's the people you meet in this job that really get you down,
marvin_bot Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe.
marvin_bot I'm afraid, that I've been left here to stop you.[...] No, really I have.
marvin_bot Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
marvin_bot I just wanted something to talk to,
marvin_bot I'll tell you what they gave me to protect myself with, shall I?[...] Nothing.[...] Nothing at all, not an electronic sausage.
marvin_bot Don't worry, they will.
marvin_bot Just that?
marvin_bot I've never had occasion to find out,
marvin_bot It won't work,
marvin_bot Come on,
marvin_bot Thank you the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation,
marvin_bot Why?