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  1. Wearily on I go, pain and misery my only companions. And vast intelligence, of course. And infinite sorrow. I despise you all.
  2. I doubt it, [...] No one can help me, [...] Not that anyone's tried of course.
  3. All right, I'll do it.
  4. Very badly I suspect,
  5. 'Why bother? What's the point? Nothing is worth getting involved in.'
  6. No government owns it, it's been stolen.
  7. No you're not, no one ever is.
  8. I suppose you'll want to see the aliens now.
  9. It's a very effective way of being wretched.
  10. Yes, you do, everybody does. It's part of the shape of the Universe.
  11. Pathetic, isn't it?
  12. [...] they left me, an ordinary, menial robot, to stop you, a gigantic heavy-duty battle machine, while they ran off to save themselves.
  13. No,[...] not one of those.
  14. You said you wanted excitement and adventure and really wild things.
  15. I suppose you'll want to see the aliens now.
  16. Why?
  17. Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
  18. It won't work,
  19. Sounds awful,
  20. And then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side ...