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  1. Just leapt out of bed in a panic. Felt like I'd slept til noon and it's only just gone nine. I need a break.
  2. @Gemma_OBrien Hello!
  3. @bennylicious @tonygardner Let's try to keep it as a surprise chaps!
  4. Got to the restaurant early but now the gang's here so at least I'm not alone
  5. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing while thinking of a mother.
  6. @headfirstonly No-one is disputing it except a fool at work here...
  7. @cheznoir They seem perfectly happy to argue without recourse to checking the facts...
  8. The same person is now insisting that 'futon' is a made-up word. It's always reassuring to encounter people even stupider than me.
  9. There is an argument in the office over whether Jeremy Beadle played Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island.
  10. @belgiano 'tis - any leads appreciated! Bit of pocket money in it, rehearsal on Tuesday eve.
  11. Anyone play trombone?
  12. @danielmaier I think they're the cat's whiskers myself.
  13. @jw_smith sterling work!
  14. @Tonygardner Oh yessir. Strings, brass, woodwinds... even @harpistkat on harp!
  15. @Tonygardner Too late!
  16. @AndyRileyish Excellent!
  17. @Tonygardner @bennylicious I am very excited indeed! The orchestral parts are written. It's going to be amazing.
  18. @AndyRileyish Very wise.
  19. The best laid plans of mice and men inspire zany comedians to pedantically take a metaphor too literally, for comic effect #failedproverbs
  20. Don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs, but you can do LITERALLY anything else you want #failedproverbs