Profile_bird

Hey there! martybeckerman is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving martybeckerman's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

martybeckerman

  1. Amazing season finale of Mad Men... how many months until Lost comes back??about 6 hours ago from web
  2. (via @RyanNewYork)about 16 hours ago from web
  3. fundamentalism is fundamentalism; across continents and cultures, the vilification of reason is a sick constant: http://tinyurl.com/ygjmncnabout 16 hours ago from web
  4. @willboy thanks!5:18 PM Nov 7th from web
  5. (As much as I support fatties losing weight: http://bit.ly/RHLdH )4:24 PM Nov 7th from web
  6. Top story on CNN.com: "iReport: New mom inspired to lose 71 pounds." That's it, CNN.com, you are fucking dead to me.4:23 PM Nov 7th from Ping.fm
  7. Why didn't the critics like "Whatever Works"? This is Woody Allen's greatest film!12:20 PM Nov 7th from Ping.fm
  8. Watching "Whatever Works." It might be the multiple glasses of alcohol I had for breakfast, but this movie is hysterical.10:34 AM Nov 7th from web
  9. had a delicious breakfast of Bloody Marys and Mimosas with @funkybrownchick. Now I am going to pass the fuck out at 1:20 p.m. Jesus Christ.10:20 AM Nov 7th from web
  10. @ajkeen perhaps that's why they make you want to write novels; you're picking up the emotional brainwaves from dramatic "stories." (Or not.)6:55 AM Nov 7th from web
  11. @ajkeen An X-Men comic from the '80s or '90s had a line about telepathic Jean Grey feeling overwhelmed in airports: mourning, reunions, etc.6:52 AM Nov 7th from web
  12. Some people should have less tea, more tranquilizers: http://tinyurl.com/ybc5s4n10:23 AM Nov 6th from web
  13. Not quite a "My Pet Goat" moment, but @robgeorge makes a valid point: http://tinyurl.com/y855de67:16 AM Nov 6th from web
  14. A genius makes art poppy; a hack makes pop arty. (Source: Aphorisms of Marty Beckerman: Esoteric Bullshit I Would Never Write Sober Yet Did)10:50 PM Nov 5th from web
  15. wish I'd known about this earlier so I could convince a magazine to send me; would have made an AMAZING column... http://tinyurl.com/yh2hx5a12:34 AM Nov 5th from web
  16. the very talented @RachelShukert fondled my breasts tonight; I would have returned the favor, but she mentioned something about a "husband."12:12 AM Nov 5th from web
  17. @RonHogan Haha, no worries. I make tpos all the time.11:17 PM Nov 4th from web
  18. @ronhogan (Beckerman, not Breckerman. Cool event, good seeing you! The bourbon wore off toward the end, hence the minor social awkwardness.)7:39 PM Nov 4th from web
  19. College Humor: Star Fox in Iraq http://bit.ly/mWBL32:07 PM Nov 4th from web
  20. prediction: this guy will experience a horribly painful yet awesome death http://www.aintitcool.com/n...12:03 PM Nov 4th from web
  • Name Marty Beckerman
  • Location New York City
  • Web http://www.MartyB...
  • Bio Author of Generation S.L.U.T. (MTV Books) and Dumbocracy (Disinformation), America's Luscious Beacon of Truth
275 Following 523 Followers 13 Listed
Jim Carrey Rachel Shukert Kassia Krozser amysohn Ilana Jacqueline Smashwords markcoker Ted Anthony 92nd Street Y Mike Mcnary Christopher Miller buzzkillphil Megan Carpentier Shawn Hollenbach Carolyn Castiglia Steve Wax Evan Handler Roger Ebert Mandy Stadtmiller Annie Reuter James Urbaniak Jason Linkins Denise Oswald jonronson The AV Club Harper Perennial Moxieinthecity Joe Randazzo Ain't It Cool the skint Andrew Gordon Ryan J. Davis Joe David Cross Jonathan Ames Michelle Richmond