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  1. does anyone else think that 'user reviews' are just a sneaky way for companies to avoid paying professional in-house reviewers & critics? about 13 hours ago from web
  2. A face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle... 6:50 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  3. Poor Ireland...the hand of frog... 6:13 PM Nov 19th from Twitterrific
  4. I am a human...NOT AN ANIMAL! 11:04 AM Nov 19th from web
  5. ...it's like living with a pair of ganets.. 11:04 AM Nov 19th from web
  6. Autumns mellow fruits, shadows lengthen my breath turns to mist... 5:23 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  7. @funkinger owe me one for what?! the soccer post...help! 5:13 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to funkinger
  8. Aagghh I called it soccer... 3:56 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  9. 80s synth pop http://www.bbc.co.uk/progra... 10:22 AM Nov 18th from web
  10. Morning! 7:55 AM Nov 17th from web
  11. climate change denial, hmmm http://bit.ly/QMKEI 11:41 AM Nov 16th from web
  12. iPhone - Internet whilst on the toilet! Definitely the best app... A crapplication... 12:15 AM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
  13. Paul Kaye's Mike Strutter http://bit.ly/Qk4Ob how did this pass me by! 5:33 PM Nov 15th from web
  14. I'm trying to start smoking, any advice or hints? 8:58 AM Nov 14th from web
  15. Man outside tanning salon with 'free tan' sign on arrow. I told him to point it up at sun...that's a free tan! 3:23 PM Nov 13th from Twitterrific
  16. Had fun in Amoeba Records with Matt on Sunset last night - buying vinyl - but only after listening to it first on our iPhones! 11:12 AM Nov 13th from web
  17. ha ha, we all make mistakes! http://bit.ly/1ci7lS 9:09 AM Nov 13th from web
  18. Original don Rodigan pon di MIC http://bit.ly/FuwTH 1:59 PM Nov 12th from web
  19. Going on a gut buster over next coupla weeks. Although seems pointless with England trip soon - Xmas, beer and curries.. 11:59 AM Nov 12th from web
  20. Why is the only running machine left in gym in front of Fox News' Glen Beck? Forced to read his hate filled bile...help 4:14 PM Nov 11th from Twitterrific
  • Name martin worster
  • Location Orange County, US of Eh?
  • Web http://martinwors...
  • Bio Musings on a surreal life in the UnReal OC
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