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  1. pondered the uber posch kschocolats but they're all a bit wanky. 5 cadbury's phingers will do this filistine
  2. #xmaslectures what is it that tells the ants that they can live in the plant and why are they loyal?
  3. if a 3 year old can learn stuff in the #xmaslectures then so can you - more4 every nite!
  4. @kate_wooding ummm...Darn it. no, it's true. Just boring ol' work and some DIY. geez. so much for living a better virtual life!
  5. the good folks at @passionradio have got a all christmas radio station going. Perfect for the office on these last few days of work!
  6. tiger woods is a real idiot for what he did - think of the money gillette wont pay him now
  7. Ooh, could it? Is it? Is that the todo list down to a single piece of paper? What're the chances? Now there's the small matter of no kitchen
  8. @kate_wooding hey there tictockate! I have been to the Bahamas on a mission on behalf of Bacardi to discern the #1Mojito maker. Convinced?
  9. if any weegies are contemplating panto then aladdin at the kings is a riot. seriously good fun. Karen Dunbar is a wizard widow twanky!
  10. geez - i've forgotten how twitter works. what a tw*t
  11. why not play CODMW2 and kill people this weekend? apparently, if you do, then lots of money will go to charity - http://ow.ly/J0pj - ironic!
  12. Just voted Hootsuite for Best Twitter App http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
  13. Celebrating St. Andrews Day (& my birthday) with a look at some of the genius that Scotland has brought to the world... http://ow.ly/H6ru
  14. Thorougly enjoying a night with sheikh toby bin mills. The amusing look at west end life that accompanies it is quite eye opening too!
  15. is 8AM too early for a bit of @passionradio? Seeing as how i didnt go out last night - I dont think so!
  16. going nowhere fast.
  17. @eddieizzard creeped out by the eye watching us! Looking for brought in drinks. There is no Pesus!
  18. The Rainforest Alliance is a SHAM. Happy to certify products that SHAFT the rainforests. It's bollocks. Ask me why!
  19. i wrote a twitter guide today and proudly joined the elite ranks of, well, many. I hope my humour was a bit better than the US ones tho! :D
  20. Oooh. the white house goes open source with Drupal ( http://ow.ly/x1v3 ) - but still ends up costing the same as big-name setup! W.T.Fudge??