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  1. Working through a curious part of the book-describing what someone experiences after physically dying. Heavy on the imagination, or the B.S.6:24 AM Jun 1st, 2008 from web
  2. Why am I supposed to listen to these dolts on how to live my life . . .?3:34 PM May 31st, 2008 from web
  3. Sting says I should eat local foods but his chef flies by jet to cook his kid pasta. Pitt & Jolie use 20 vehicles and a chopper for a birth.3:31 PM May 31st, 2008 from web
  4. Sharon Stone says the China earthquake was kharmic retribution. Streisand tells me to save water then demands 150 towels on each tour stop.3:28 PM May 31st, 2008 from web
  5. "Van Helsing" cannot be used as a research subject. Wonder if you can become infected in some way by excessive CGI.3:24 PM May 31st, 2008 from web
  6. This weekend I retrofitted a friend's frige with a draft beer system in it. Now it's beer & TV in the garage. I'm his hero, he's my enabler.5:39 PM May 27th, 2008 from web
  7. Working for a beer company has benefits. A garage full of suds has a case of Monster java added. I can pass out & then wake up as needed.5:32 PM May 27th, 2008 from web
  8. The owner is a big RedWings fan. Need an excuse to show up for game 3. "Hi, think I left my glasses. Oh, & I have a 12-pack, if that's OK"4:44 AM May 27th, 2008 from web
  9. At a party last night they had a theater in the home, told the kids watching Hannah Montana dessert was out so I could put Stanley Cup on.4:41 AM May 27th, 2008 from web
  10. Finally got my lights working on the motorcycle and now it rains. Swear, the second the weather breaks I'm a goner.9:58 AM May 26th, 2008 from web
  11. We should adopt that policy in our government -- appoint more leaders who know how to shut the hell up.7:01 PM May 19th, 2008 from web
  12. Actual headline today from an actual news story -- "Hello Kitty is named Japan tourism ambassador".7:00 PM May 19th, 2008 from web
  13. Should have stayed home to watch "Juno". Decent plot, original characters, and great dialogue. My triumverate of story requirements.8:54 PM May 17th, 2008 from web
  14. Just endured "What Happens In Vegas". Formularic, derivative, & you knew the plot from the movie poster. I'm sure the writer got 6 figures.8:52 PM May 17th, 2008 from web
  15. I have my character buying one of my dream motorcycles. Quite odd to be so jealous of someone of my creation.1:02 PM May 17th, 2008 from web
  16. Good luck to anyone ordering "Fajitas with Chipotle" at that restaurant.5:35 PM May 16th, 2008 from web
  17. It got worse: At Chilis a hostess asked how to spell "silverware" Loud enough so the restaurant could hear. A waitress answers "SILVERWAIR".5:33 PM May 16th, 2008 from web
  18. I explained that it meant they were afraid of foreigners, not afraid of syndicated dramas on the USA Network.5:29 PM May 16th, 2008 from web
  19. Today I referred to someone as a Xenophobe. They asked if that meant that I was scared of Xena The Warrior Princess.5:28 PM May 16th, 2008 from web
  20. Someday they may come up with, "Norna is the Roman Goddess of the mousepad".7:15 PM May 14th, 2008 from web
  • Name MartiniShark
  • Location SoFla
  • Bio Arrested adolescent but never convicted. Revenant writer w/o writer's block, but battling the distractions of martinis, cigars, hockey and the outdoors.
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