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  1. HA! Just got the dog to take her pills, usually The Man's job 'cause I can't even get her to open her mouth. Feeling like Wonder Woman. about 5 hours ago from web
  2. The Man has invited me to google wave with him, which is much more intriguing when I pretend it has something to do with sex. about 23 hours ago from web
  3. @Momma_Sunshine Oh, I think it's WAAAAAAAAAY down from Christmas. Thanksgiving's really not that big of a deal in my family. 4:56 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to Momma_Sunshine
  4. White Center Food Bank needs large turkeys, cranberry sauce and rolls NOW in order to have enough food to pass out. Help if you can. 2:20 PM Nov 25th from web
  5. Fact: The human brain's capacity for storage and recall of Beatles lyrics is limitless. 11:07 AM Nov 25th from web
  6. That's odd. There's a pair of underwear in my purse. Good thing it's mine, or I might have to think I was cheating on me. 10:12 AM Nov 25th from web
  7. @WhyIsDaddyCryin Ooh. That cut in pay thing happened to me last spring. Just got bumped back up to normal a couple weeks ago. Hang in there. 8:45 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to WhyIsDaddyCryin
  8. Not that I'm condoning spousal stealing. Or any kind of stealing, for that matter. Just can't help but notice the discrepancy. 2:23 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. Why, when 2 married people leave their spouses for each other, is the woman called a husband stealer but the man not called a wife stealer? 2:21 PM Nov 24th from web
  10. New post: NaBloPoMo is kicking my ass. http://tinyurl.com/yg87tt2 1:31 PM Nov 24th from web
  11. @WhyIsDaddyCryin I get tons of searches for "boys wearing mom's panties" and variations on that theme. This does not please me. 9:27 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to WhyIsDaddyCryin
  12. Guess whose 2nd grader is reading at above a 4th grade level. How far above? Who knows. The charts don't go that high, biotch. 5:30 PM Nov 23rd from web
  13. Giving this four-day weekend my best come hither eyes and coming to terms with the fact that the weekend is blatantly ignoring my advances. 2:00 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. @Jasperblu As someone who's cheated and been cheated on, I wholeheartedly agree. Never been more disgusted with myself. Live and learn. 12:28 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Jasperblu
  15. The Ex just bailed out of The Kid's teacher-parent conference this afternoon. You know, the one that's been scheduled for nearly a month. 10:43 AM Nov 23rd from web
  16. @mamaerin317 @theamberness Appears to be made by eightinonepet.com, but I can't find it on their site either. Sheesh. 7:52 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to mamaerin317
  17. @mamaerin317 @theamberness I got it at Target, but I can't find it on their site. Closest is this (same brand): http://tinyurl.com/ygkhcrf 7:51 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to mamaerin317
  18. Unsolicited product review #2: The Man cleaned under the bathroom cabinet. UNDER the bathroom cabinet. I highly recommend this product. 7:04 PM Nov 22nd from web
  19. Unsolicited product review: Complete Green Stain & Odor Remover just kicked the ass of a 4-month-old blood stain on light beige carpet. 6:58 PM Nov 22nd from web
  20. Pillow talk: "People made of glue are fascists." 1:01 PM Nov 22nd from web