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  1. @irishsamom Mine did that too, but the amount was $20K. Took almost a year (and the help of a professional) to get them to pay. REFORM!! about 5 hours ago from web
  2. RT anti_tomwaits: A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't. http://www.tomwaits.com about 6 hours ago from web
  3. @jeremyjantz Yeah... 140 characters isn't nearly enough to accurately define my vast and complex attorney experience. about 6 hours ago from web
  4. The Internet has taught my son that periods are called dots. about 7 hours ago from web
  5. New post, wherein I'm a writer for Sesame Street and my coworkers are Apple advertising execs. We dream big. http://tinyurl.com/y9xw2zm about 9 hours ago from web
  6. The children are now watching YouTube videos to learn how to customize their nerf guns. 4:17 PM Nov 10th from web
  7. @MelysaS You do whatcha gotta do, sistah! 1:37 PM Nov 10th from web
  8. @gerlaugh Nice site! I work for attorneys. Tricky to get them to do anything interesting. I'm impressed. 12:55 PM Nov 10th from web
  9. Christopher Walken does Lady Gaga. As in impersonates. 'Cause the other option is a sex tape no one wants to see. http://tinyurl.com/ykdn5x6 12:49 PM Nov 10th from web
  10. I don't know how much longer I can stand the inefficiencies and, quite frankly, stupidity in this place. #vent 11:52 AM Nov 10th from web
  11. In addition to the Wii, the boys now have nerf dart guns. I thought I was a project manager, but clearly I'm just a glorified babysitter. 11:27 AM Nov 10th from web
  12. I'm all layered up and still I'm cold. Maybe these peanutbutter m&ms will help. 11:17 AM Nov 10th from web
  13. New post: Covers that don't suck (wa oh oh). http://tinyurl.com/yctjtwq 8:49 AM Nov 10th from web
  14. @volaliberamente Thank you! Lawd, I hope my comments aren't broken... 6:28 PM Nov 9th from web
  15. Jumping thu hoops to avoid grommets on a banner, because *that* would be tacky. Going with velcro instead. 100% class right there. 1:00 PM Nov 9th from web
  16. Breaking news: I am SO over Radiohead. 11:11 AM Nov 9th from web
  17. New blog post, wherein I attempt to explain what I was thinking when I decided to get married: http://tinyurl.com/y9e6hod 9:48 AM Nov 9th from web
  18. Helping The Kid make a shoebox "float" based on Snicket's "The Slippery Slope." If you haven't read the series to your kids, you should. 6:47 PM Nov 8th from web
  19. Had a sex dream about one of my girlfriends. But I dreamed her with a penis. I'd make a bad lesbian. 10:40 AM Nov 8th from web
  20. Just sang my high school fight song to The Man. He was not intimidated. 8:59 PM Nov 7th from web