martinimom
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@ Mine did that too, but the amount was $20K. Took almost a year (and the help of a professional) to get them to pay. REFORM!!
about 5 hours ago
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RT anti_tomwaits: A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.
about 6 hours ago
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@ Yeah... 140 characters isn't nearly enough to accurately define my vast and complex attorney experience.
about 6 hours ago
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The Internet has taught my son that periods are called dots.
about 7 hours ago
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New post, wherein I'm a writer for Sesame Street and my coworkers are Apple advertising execs. We dream big.
about 9 hours ago
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The children are now watching YouTube videos to learn how to customize their nerf guns.
4:17 PM Nov 10th
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@ You do whatcha gotta do, sistah!
1:37 PM Nov 10th
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@ Nice site! I work for attorneys. Tricky to get them to do anything interesting. I'm impressed.
12:55 PM Nov 10th
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Christopher Walken does Lady Gaga. As in impersonates. 'Cause the other option is a sex tape no one wants to see.
12:49 PM Nov 10th
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I don't know how much longer I can stand the inefficiencies and, quite frankly, stupidity in this place.
11:52 AM Nov 10th
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In addition to the Wii, the boys now have nerf dart guns. I thought I was a project manager, but clearly I'm just a glorified babysitter.
11:27 AM Nov 10th
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I'm all layered up and still I'm cold. Maybe these peanutbutter m&ms will help.
11:17 AM Nov 10th
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New post: Covers that don't suck (wa oh oh).
8:49 AM Nov 10th
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@ Thank you! Lawd, I hope my comments aren't broken...
6:28 PM Nov 9th
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Jumping thu hoops to avoid grommets on a banner, because *that* would be tacky. Going with velcro instead. 100% class right there.
1:00 PM Nov 9th
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Breaking news: I am SO over Radiohead.
11:11 AM Nov 9th
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New blog post, wherein I attempt to explain what I was thinking when I decided to get married:
9:48 AM Nov 9th
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Helping The Kid make a shoebox "float" based on Snicket's "The Slippery Slope." If you haven't read the series to your kids, you should.
6:47 PM Nov 8th
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Had a sex dream about one of my girlfriends. But I dreamed her with a penis. I'd make a bad lesbian.
10:40 AM Nov 8th
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Just sang my high school fight song to The Man. He was not intimidated.
8:59 PM Nov 7th
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