martinigroove
Post-drinking recovery is an honor. If it was easy, every schmuck would be doing it...
| martinigroove Serious....I feel like a newborn calf they just threw in to a fuckin' shark tank. |
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| martinigroove Remember: Twitter as analytics. |
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| martinigroove At Aura Nightclub. The girl to guy ratio is trip. Lots of girls. It's like an Amazon colony... |
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| martinigroove Crap! I have 666 unread items in my reader! Google is doing evil! |
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| martinigroove Free Brett Favre! |
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| martinigroove If you've ever sent me an @ message and I did not respond, I apologize. I had those notifications turned off. |
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| martinigroove SF Wine Competition announces results. Awesome wines that you'll NEVER get! http://tinyurl.com/5gxgyc |
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| martinigroove So much work to do. Hey! Look! Facebook! |
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| martinigroove DO NOT ADVERTISE GELATO AND THEN HAVE NO GELATO! |
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| martinigroove That was my shortest visit to Vegas ever. Well, shortest visit while fully-clothed. |
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| martinigroove Only one thing can save me now...I CHOOSE YOU, AIRPORT CINNABON! |
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| martinigroove *Showing up* in Vegas with a hangover. ur doin it rong |
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| martinigroove Flying hungover. It's beaaauuuuutiful. |
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| martinigroove Now I'm THAT guy. |
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| martinigroove Standing at the Victoria's Secret dressing room entrance waiting for my gf to try on a bra and I'm holding a wad of panties. |
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| martinigroove Just asked my girlfriend if her wireless bra was 802.11b or g. |
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| martinigroove Anyone else getting knocked off of Yahoo IM? German girl conspiracy? |
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| martinigroove Now there's someone else in her cube speaking German. I feel like I stumbled in to Beerfest. You know what that means? FLIP CUP! |
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| martinigroove I think the German girl just asked the person she's on the phone with for his mustache license. Babelfish said so. |
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