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  1. What?
  2. Day's done, headed back to the ranch. Lookin' forward to the plate of vittles the missus will have waitin' for me . . .
  3. @citizenDave Anything based on the Colt Navy revolver could be cool. My favorite Old West gun.
  4. How wuz I supposed to know that cramming a brightly painted lead superhero figurine into your anus was bad for your health?
  5. @greencapt Yep, those folks are following me as well. Go figure, I can't eat the stuff. Yech.
  6. I wish I was down in Clearwater right now. Brighthouse, Carpenter Complex, Lenny's, warmth, sun, the beach . . . sigh.
  7. Make me a Sergeant in charge of the booze! Make me a Sergeant in charge of the booze!
  8. Just loaded a MASSIVE surplus offset print shop light table into my Jeep. Well, half of it anyways. 100% steel and glass. Gigantic.
  9. Izzat you Jesus?
  10. Becominfg dfficlt t o type. must try an kfklf f[9fj[M. FD;
  11. Getting woozy.
  12. More bleeding? WHY CAN'T I STOP BLEEDING?!
  13. Where am I?
  14. Hello Twitter. I'm here for my monthly. Didja miss me?
  15. I'm off! We're so outta here!
  16. @jon_carroll Already have my list ready to go when we get sprung early today!
  17. Listening to the Pogues. No one can make misery sound so joyful like the Irish can. God bless 'em. HAPPY CHRISTMAS YOUR ARSE!
  18. Listening to the 2008 Venture Bros. Christmas song, Wonderful Christmastime. I look forward to these things every year. Missing you #24.
  19. The world looked like a beautiful shiny candyland this morning! It was sublime...until I fell on my ass and skidded through an intersection.
  20. Good morning ice, haven't seen you since last fall...