martenreed
- @ she routinely acts in a brazen manner, unconcerned with potential failure, rejection, or danger6:07 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie in reply to pintsize0101
- @ you so dirty i'm fuckin' your elbow and you're totally into it5:28 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to dorabianchi
- @ you such a ho I'm grabbin' your ass right now and you haven't even noticed5:25 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
- @ you such a hipster that when YOU meet Lou Reed he all "choke on my cock" and you ALREADY DID and he forgot cause he's old now5:21 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to fayewhitaker
- @ yeah well you so PROLIX it takes you THREE TWEETS just to make one LAME BURN aw yeah vocabulary burns up in here5:10 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to fayewhitaker
- OH BURN RT @ "@ you're such a jerk that when people talk to you they're all 'dang, please be a little more polite'"5:03 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
- @ aw we're just joshin' around Hanners don't get stressed out4:57 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to hanneloreEC
- @ I really liked your costume, you make a great "textbook example of the modern twentysomething failure" (ps you smell)4:45 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to fayewhitaker
- @ could you put them all in a trashbag for me?7:56 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie in reply to fayewhitaker
- Hey @ you busy? I think Pintsize is gonna need some chassis work again.7:48 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
- @ wait, hang on. check out @'s latest tweet7:28 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
- @ no! no! I have a rule against this!7:15 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie in reply to fayewhitaker
- @ what7:14 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
- @ oh my god yes "here lies Nergal, a Free Elf" (died from bellowing himself inside out)6:22 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie in reply to dorabianchi
- @ Jamie Stewart has a fling with Neville, messy breakup fuels epic Xiu Xiu double-album6:13 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
- @ Hagrid is made fifth member of Animal Collective, samples sound of hippogriff mating for their new song "bilbofuck"6:07 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
- Voldemort played by Ryan Schreiber from Pitchfork, Buddyhead posts his cell #, millions of internet trolls killed by answering-machine curse6:04 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
- @ @ James Murphy from DFA/LCD Soundsystem becomes new Professor of Potions6:00 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
- @ enchanted can of PBR sends Harry on a quest to get his ass kicked by the dude from Mastodon5:57 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie in reply to penelopegaines
- @ Hermione all in skinny jeans, all having a cocaine addiction, Ron and Harry all suckin' each other's dicks "ironically"5:56 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie in reply to penelopegaines
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- Name Marten Reed
- Location Northampton, MA
- Bio I like indie rock and play guitar a lot.
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