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Wifesters: keep that happy face on tomorrow at the in laws. Husbands do the same. If u can't then pack urself a fifth. #happythanksgivingabout 1 hour agofrom Tweetie
Parents: let your kids talk to their bfs or gfs late tonight. It's not a school night dammit. They will love u for that.about 1 hour agofrom Tweetie
To everybody out there: kiss ur momma on the cheek. Give her a hug, flowers, a pie, shit do something u ungrateful bastardsabout 1 hour agofrom Tweetie
winding down 4 the night. Got to put that family face on tomorrow.about 1 hour agofrom Tweetie
May your in laws restrain their tendencies towards being an asshole and may you do the same to your in lawsabout 1 hour agofrom Tweetie
May u have sweet dreams and skip out on breakfast so you can gorge on soft bread crumbsabout 1 hour agofrom Tweetie
Happy thanksgiving yall. May your top buckle become unbottoned. May you drink dial the one you love.about 1 hour agofrom Tweetie
If you're shocked by Adam lambert you need to die and come back to life in the '50s. You'll be much more comfortable there. RIPabout 2 hours agofrom Tweetie
I have the best Pretending-Like-I've-Seen-That-Episode-of-Family-Guy Faceabout 3 hours agofrom Tweetie
formatting your source code makes the world a better place10:42 AM Nov 24thfrom web
RT @FakeAPStylebook: Avoid using "decimate" as someone will pipe up about it meaning "remove 1/10th of," and those people are dicks.8:07 AM Nov 24thfrom web
cleaning up from last night. we had about 20+ people over for friends' thanksgiving. good food, good drink, and good company. :o)2:43 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
