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Motherhood and work both sound the same: HEY, MARRIT? HEY MARRIT? HEY, MARRIT?
3:28 PM Dec 22nd, 2009
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To the dude who asked Andrew McAfee if Wikipedia entries present a biased viewpoint: That took eggs. Thx.
10:46 AM Nov 11th, 2009
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Dear giant telecom: Plz come fix land phone like the robocall said you would.
6:29 AM Sep 29th, 2009
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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! For the benefit of BookPeople employee Dan Nugent, Dan-a-Palooza is today, 11 am-1 pm.
6:11 AM Sep 13th, 2009
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Just to be clear: I removed my child from school today due to a call from the nurse about his eczema. He saw the speech.
5:58 PM Sep 8th, 2009
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New school year. New teacher. New crash course for us all in eczema management and the Allergies That Dare Not Speak Their Names.
5:57 PM Sep 8th, 2009
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@ I am making you a CD of non-trashy music so you can be in your own VW commercial.
6:08 PM Aug 27th, 2009
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When you ask me to edit your project, I will provide LOLremarks at no extra charge.
6:07 PM Aug 27th, 2009
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Don't mind me. The panang is making me gassy, and I'm about to turn a year older.
7:13 PM Aug 25th, 2009
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Dear Yahoo: No, I don't want to read the behind-the-scenes story of your front page redesign. Your front page redesign blows.
7:10 PM Aug 25th, 2009
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Fixin to get my Trash on.
6:24 PM Aug 22nd, 2009
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Now my kid can do The Worm. Sort of.
7:07 PM Aug 18th, 2009
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Shiner Kosmos, then the horchata.
3:05 PM Aug 9th, 2009
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Whom do I have to thank for the calendar of tattooed librarian betties? It's awesome.
5:45 PM Aug 5th, 2009
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Green olives stuffed with sun-dried tomatoes. That's what I'm doing.
6:42 PM Aug 3rd, 2009
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I just got myself one of those fancy phones what has the camera in it.
6:41 PM Aug 3rd, 2009
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May I offer you Cheech & Chong on Hulu?
6:35 PM Jul 31st, 2009
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I want to read Fire by B.M. Bendis, but it gets "Fire" by the Ohio Players stuck in my head.
5:51 PM Jul 26th, 2009
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I agreed to see Transformers 2. But I warned my kid: "There's going to be a long lecture before and a long lecture after."
6:25 PM Jul 22nd, 2009
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@ likes my lol-Flo
6:12 PM Jul 21st, 2009
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