marquisdejolie
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@ All the local cops know the way....have assigned parking spots on our front yard grass.
about 12 hours ago
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RT @: @ Sounds like you need to invest in a huge roll of that yellow crime scene tape!!! Easier for David Caruso t
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about 12 hours ago
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@ The knock down, drag-out fight between momma & Beth is taking hours longer than I thought. The Youtube video'll have to wait a day
about 12 hours ago
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@ Break all the windows out of your car? Yeah, she's gonna do that eventually anyway, no matter how nice you are to her. They all do
about 15 hours ago
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Wait, my sister is throwing hair dye all over the living room to dye the semi-invisible Indian gypsies jumping on the couches.
about 15 hours ago
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@ Crack ho meth heads can be pretty dangerous, esp when they need money. Better keep your doors & windows bolted.
about 15 hours ago
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@ It's a doozy.
about 15 hours ago
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Fwd: Glen REPOST!! URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and...
about 15 hours ago
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I've got tonight's hallucination on tape & will be uploading it to Youtube soon.
about 15 hours ago
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I gotta give her credit, my sister Beth has interesting hallucinations. Last night with the Marshall cops & EMTs it...
about 15 hours ago
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My sister is a potpouri of smells. When she walks past me, I smell ham & sh*t & fear and deep dark vinyan craziness.
10:25 AM Dec 17th
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Crack motel Pre-K playground [pic]
3:38 AM Dec 17th
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Crack motel room curtain. [pic]
3:33 AM Dec 17th
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@ I keep my dog locked away from the Grim Sisters.
3:31 AM Dec 17th
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My coy, sexy, come hither look. [pic]
3:19 AM Dec 17th
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I saw a cat on heroin at the Hollywood Bowl one time who was extremely disturbed because he didn't know who had their music up so loud.
3:17 AM Dec 17th
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Motel Marquis tomfoolery [pic]
3:12 AM Dec 17th
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Beth & momma, with sleeves rolled up, sea juices dribbling down their unwashed chins & salting their exposed (pot...
3:07 AM Dec 17th
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My sister's teeth are missing and she suspects everyone. I can assure her I'm not hiding them in MY...
2:30 AM Dec 16th
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There're glitches, gremlins, monkey wrenches in the works, gumballs, booby traps, & unexplained black holes that gobble up things in my mind
2:23 AM Dec 16th
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- Name marquisdejolie
- Location Texas
- Web http://www.youtub...
- Bio I live in a house of daily horrors with my drunken sister & codependant momma here in the piney woods of east Texas.
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