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  1. Tonight's TV observations: 1) Chris Berman has become a caricature of his own catchphrases and must be stopped. 2) Howie Long walks funny.
  2. Least productive Sunday ever. I'd better finish that 7-kenken so I can say I accomplished something. #isuck #forgotlaundry
  3. Time for the Metto/Sunday NYT ritual. Because it's Sunday. That's when the Sunday paper comes out. The ritual wouldn't work otherwise.
  4. Sen. Junkie Einstein. Wow. http://bit.ly/c0v2b
  5. "...In the midnight hour / he cried 'Maude! Maude! Maude! .." #demoversions
  6. "...Two-thousand zero zero zero zero, oops..." #demoversions
  7. Sheena Is A Yacht Rocker #demoversions
  8. William, That Was Really Something #demoversions
  9. (What's Not Funny 'Bout) Peace Love and Understanding? #demoversions
  10. I Still Haven't Looked (For) What I'm Looking For #demoversions
  11. If You Seek Me #demoversions
  12. "Why don't you make ten louder and ten be the top number and make that a little louder?" "These go to 9." #firstdraftmovies
  13. Now on the St. Louis team we have Who's on 1st, What's on 2nd, I Don't Give a Flying Sideways Fuck is on 3rd. #firstdraftmovies
  14. Some folks call it a slingblade. I call it a slingblade too. Mmhm. Or something else. Mm. #firstdraftmovies
  15. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my fa... No. Inigo. INIGO. I-N-I-G-O. Inigo. Yeah, you got it. Good job. L8rz. #firstdraftmovies
  16. I am not an animal!! I am a human being!! ... What? Humans are actually animals? Hm. My bad. #firstdraftmovies
  17. They call me *Mister* Pibb. #firstdraftmovies
  18. Leave the gun. Take the baloney. #firstdraftmovies
  19. It's *not* a tuber!! #firstdraftmovies
  20. He who controls the spice controls the unitard. #firstdraftmovies