marleymarley
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@ as soon as I can finally make it past the security guards.
2:15 PM Dec 6th
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in reply to paul_e_wog
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OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE STARS NOW???
Wait - we're done with this one aren't we.
NEXT.
1:52 PM Dec 6th
from web
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@ How do you know?
11:17 AM Dec 6th
from web
in reply to Mike_FTW
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I said goodbye to cock a long time ago.
11:14 AM Dec 6th
from web
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I put the 'hor' in 'horrible'.
Think about it.
8:28 PM Nov 28th
from Tweetie
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@ Yeah, I'm on the other flip flop.
4:12 PM Nov 28th
from web
in reply to saidme
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@ oh honey, just move the flip flop over. there, all better.
3:58 PM Nov 28th
from web
in reply to saidme
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@ well done, my friend. nicely, nicely played. also: gwoss! (yeah, I know, I'm the one who started it... :)
1:12 PM Nov 28th
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in reply to jollilama
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My body is telling me that 'coffee' is not 'food'. GET A LOAD OF THAT CRAP HAHAHAHAH ow.
11:28 AM Nov 28th
from web
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When life hands you lemons: lemonade. But life is handing me buckets of shit. ?? Not a refreshing drink, but easier on the tooth enamel.
10:12 AM Nov 28th
from web
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This sobriety needs more alcohol.
6:48 PM Nov 27th
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@ {snort}
6:48 PM Nov 27th
from web
in reply to saidme
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@ Happy to be hurtling towards death. I feel the same way.
6:44 PM Nov 27th
from web
in reply to saidme
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runs away screaming.
6:35 PM Nov 27th
from web
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Hey @, I mean to wish you a happy birthday earlier, but I was too busy being a jerk. I'm still kind of busy with that but here ya go.
6:12 PM Nov 27th
from web
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@ first I thought u said 'door to door Latte Saints' & I was all like HECKYEAH I COULD USE A LATTE DELIVERY SERVICE & then I felt shame
12:09 PM Nov 27th
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in reply to poeks
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GRAVY : breakfast beverage of champions.
10:42 AM Nov 27th
from web
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I've been in the 15-items or less line at Vons for a decade now and I see exactly how I'm going to die. (15 MEANS 15, MOTHERFUCKERS *gah*)
7:25 PM Nov 23rd
from Tweetie
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@ me too.
9:03 PM Nov 22nd
from web
in reply to paul_e_wog
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just scarfed an entire bag of mini-carrots, and am really looking forward to doing an impression of my neighbor's woodchipper
5:14 PM Nov 22nd
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- Name marleymarley
- Location San Diego, CA
- Web http://marleymarl...
- Bio I just want to be a nonconformist like everyone else.
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