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  1. What the hell were they doin' with a car on the god damn moon? You're on the moon already! Isn't that far enough?
  2. Who is shaving on the plane? And shaving so much, they're using UP razor blades? What have you got...the Wolfman flying here?
  3. Going into the kitchen to make some eggs for breakfast. I'll be there and I'll be packing an artery.
  4. Nothing against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
  5. I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald.
  6. I take that back. Does it get any better than when James Ingram & Michael McDonald sing Yah Mo B There? http://bit.ly/3y0xkk
  7. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
  8. @TheMattRoss well played. I love Yacht Rock! Kenny Loggins doesn't do soundtracks!
  9. Don Henley is the devil How else can you explain the success of The Eagles?
  10. @evilflu I blame the Hamburglar. For everything. He's a real son of a bitch!
  11. Why the hell do I have the jingle for iTravel2000.com stuck in my head? Dial 1-866-WOW-DEAL and get away for less.
  12. I will not be seeing the new Twilight movie in the theatre. I prefer to watch Twilight in the comfort of my own home. Edward is so dreamy.
  13. The #ltcstrike has not affected my daily commute to my kitchen to get coffee. #LTC #suckitbusdrivers
  14. @dereksilva picketing in front of UWO is just ridiculous. That's a good way to alienate the majority of your riders. #LTC #ltcstrike
  15. If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail. And if you're in jail, break out!
  16. @KatieWynner now that you're famous, don't forget about the little people. Of course, I'm talking about midgets.
  17. I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out with a Beatle wig and a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed. His exact words.
  18. @ggtmc @LargeWilliam congrats on hitting the big time on iTunes!
  19. RT @milesjl85: ShowShow is a featured podcast on iTunes! What the what?!
  20. Metal gods to visit London. Slayer & Megadeth show announced for February. London Free Press http://j.mp/48tEo0