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  1. There we go - that's Christmas over for another year. Valentine's Day next... I'm off to play with my YuuWaa ...
  2. @shrike71 It's when they order in a load of drinks just before you shut under the guise of being for others when they're clearly for them.
  3. Ah Christmas TV. Just watched The Gruffalow, now for Doctor Who. It's what Christmas is about.
  4. Got cross with a customer who bulk ordered just as I called time. Shouldn't have really. It's Christmas, after all.
  5. RT @5LiveF1: on 5 Live on tonight "Jenson Button - Champion of the World" at 9pm. Also available on iPlayer for those that have a life < LOL
  6. Time to open the pub for a couple of hours. I feel (and look, probably) like a warmed-up corpse!
  7. The boys have banned me from the living room for being grumpy.
  8. Humbug
  9. Finally got all the Christmas presents wrapped and under the tree. Suspect going to bed now is a bit of a waste of time...
  10. When I was a teenager my family were so poor that if you didn't wake up on Christmas Morning with an erection, you had nothing to play with!
  11. The trick with @noradsanta is making sure the kids are asleep before http://ow.ly/Pr2n announces he's arrived in the UK at 23:52hrs! Failed.
  12. @ip9 I know how you feel - just checked my rankings and dropped from 892 in Tuned car to 30120 since I was last on 4 days ago!
  13. Show the kids where Father Christmas is: http://ow.ly/PiY7 Track Santa using Google Maps and Norad!
  14. Just discovered that youngest-son Jacob has stood on the edge of my laptop and broken my SD Card reader. Bang goes uploading holiday photos.
  15. @dadwhowrites if you hadn't bracketed that last bit I'd have assumed Christmas came early to you! Merry Christmas!
  16. Merry Christmas to you too @LauraAWNTYM ! Retweeted: New post: Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year! http://tinyurl.com/ydsk534 #blog
  17. Here are some pics from my Dad's 66th birthday yesterday: http://ow.ly/P6Yf including @ThePaulDaniels and @thedebbiemcgee
  18. It just doesn't feel like Christmas Eve to me. Yet. #bahhumbug
  19. Believe it or not, this is Uncle Paul - @ThePaulDaniels - digging my Renault out of the snow: http://ow.ly/i/eOC Slippier than you think...
  20. Global Warming ... this says it all, really ... http://ow.ly/P6yI #funny