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  1. There we go - that's Christmas over for another year. Valentine's Day next... I'm off to play with my YuuWaa ... 12 minutes ago from HootSuite
  2. @shrike71 It's when they order in a load of drinks just before you shut under the guise of being for others when they're clearly for them. 13 minutes ago from HootSuite in reply to shrike71
  3. Ah Christmas TV. Just watched The Gruffalow, now for Doctor Who. It's what Christmas is about. about 4 hours ago from Snaptu
  4. Got cross with a customer who bulk ordered just as I called time. Shouldn't have really. It's Christmas, after all. about 5 hours ago from Snaptu
  5. RT @5LiveF1: on 5 Live on tonight "Jenson Button - Champion of the World" at 9pm. Also available on iPlayer for those that have a life < LOL about 5 hours ago from Snaptu
  6. Time to open the pub for a couple of hours. I feel (and look, probably) like a warmed-up corpse! about 11 hours ago from HootSuite
  7. The boys have banned me from the living room for being grumpy. about 13 hours ago from Snaptu
  8. Humbug about 14 hours ago from HootSuite
  9. Finally got all the Christmas presents wrapped and under the tree. Suspect going to bed now is a bit of a waste of time... about 19 hours ago from Snaptu
  10. When I was a teenager my family were so poor that if you didn't wake up on Christmas Morning with an erection, you had nothing to play with! about 21 hours ago from HootSuite
  11. The trick with @noradsanta is making sure the kids are asleep before http://ow.ly/Pr2n announces he's arrived in the UK at 23:52hrs! Failed. about 22 hours ago from HootSuite
  12. @ip9 I know how you feel - just checked my rankings and dropped from 892 in Tuned car to 30120 since I was last on 4 days ago! 1:57 PM Dec 24th from HootSuite in reply to ip9
  13. Show the kids where Father Christmas is: http://ow.ly/PiY7 Track Santa using Google Maps and Norad! 9:46 AM Dec 24th from HootSuite
  14. Just discovered that youngest-son Jacob has stood on the edge of my laptop and broken my SD Card reader. Bang goes uploading holiday photos. 6:19 AM Dec 24th from HootSuite
  15. @dadwhowrites if you hadn't bracketed that last bit I'd have assumed Christmas came early to you! Merry Christmas! 6:14 AM Dec 24th from HootSuite in reply to dadwhowrites
  16. Merry Christmas to you too @LauraAWNTYM ! Retweeted: New post: Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year! http://tinyurl.com/ydsk534 #blog 6:14 AM Dec 24th from HootSuite
  17. Here are some pics from my Dad's 66th birthday yesterday: http://ow.ly/P6Yf including @ThePaulDaniels and @thedebbiemcgee 2:00 AM Dec 24th from HootSuite
  18. It just doesn't feel like Christmas Eve to me. Yet. #bahhumbug 1:27 AM Dec 24th from HootSuite
  19. Believe it or not, this is Uncle Paul - @ThePaulDaniels - digging my Renault out of the snow: http://ow.ly/i/eOC Slippier than you think... 5:28 PM Dec 23rd from HootSuite
  20. Global Warming ... this says it all, really ... http://ow.ly/P6yI #funny 5:05 PM Dec 23rd from HootSuite
  • Name Mark J Daniels
  • Location Chippenham, Cambridgeshire
  • Web http://blog.markj...
  • Bio Pub landlord, blogger, nephew of Paul Daniels, ultracrepidarian... I write my thoughts & opinions on things I probably don't understand here...
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