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  1. has just been informed that the planet in Jimmy Cameron's Avatar is called Pandora. What could possibly go wrong?
  2. I have been google waving this morning. Still not sure what it is actually for...
  3. It is absolutely baltic at work, but rather roasty toasty in my hermetically sealed ivory tower.
  4. has been informed that he is going to an Australian resturant in Armagh tomorrow. Yes, Kangaroo is on the menu, but not on mine.
  5. @botherer Britain has had a good stab at wiping out a few indigenous races, why not take the rest of the week of in celebration!
  6. @aleksk Ach, you will get into the swing of it im sure. And look on the bright side, you will be the darling of that bbc clip show!
  7. If #assassinscreed2 's primary focus wasn't ultimately stabbing someone in the throat, it may have been the fabled Citizen Kane of games.
  8. @onelifeleft This is a scandal. How dare you change your scoring so radically? You are making metacritic cry!
  9. RT @aleksk: A Higgs-Boson enters church, priest sez "We don't allow Higgs-Bosons in here" The H-B sez"But without me how can you have mass?"
  10. @onelifeleft I would say that Batman was a high 7/10, Uncharted 2 a higher 7/10. Assassin's Creed just 7/10.
  11. Europa League then. On the plus side, Europa is my favourite Jovian Satellite.
  12. SHAVING FAIL
  13. Houl on. The LHC was put out of commission by a bird and a bap. Those swiss scientists are filling us with so much milkabullshit.
  14. Guinness seem to be asking of to become the have keeper of my own booze. To be pourous of my own pintage. They are confusing me with rules.
  15. has had a big long tasty Bratwurst. Nom, nom, nom.
  16. I am the only one at a table that could fit 10-20 men in the apartment. Well dressed women keep asking of about its availability.
  17. World ass munchies!
  18. White russians ahoy!
  19. can almost taste the bratwurst....
  20. @captainward Have three G'n'T's, listen to 'there goes the fear' by Doves, and Roberts your mums creepy brother! Confidence confirmed.