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  1. Cutting the keys off functional typewriters for jewelry is an act of savage butchery.
  2. Watched "Gone baby Gone" alst night. A rare thing...a novel-based movie that's at least as good as the source novel, and possibly better.
  3. @jmacfee $20 says you were sporting the butt cut, the rat tail, the mullet, or a combination of all three.
  4. @jmacfee @tiffaniangus Or the wonderful afternoon nap?
  5. @jmacfee Moar power! Hurr hurr!
  6. @catvalente And here I thought "author cuisine" was Ramen Noodles and tap water.
  7. If you ever manage to forget the entertainment value of a freshly raked pile of leaves, get yourself a 4-year-old kid to remind you.
  8. @kopka We're in the mid-30s, so eggnog is just right, especially with a healthy shot of rum as a base.
  9. @AbsoluteWrite Well, what do you use to complete the nog? Surely you're not drinking it neat?
  10. They had eggnog at the grocery store, which is handy because they also had Bacardi at the liquor store.
  11. Stack of $0.99 place mats from WallyWorld=cheapest college evar.
  12. @bigbadchang Wow. Hope that 0.0 mile run didn't wear you out too much, dude. Here, have some Gatorade.
  13. @joe_hill No production of ACC can ever be better than the one playing in my head when I listen to Patrick Stewart's reading of it.
  14. @matociquala Spending it on social programs and spending it on friends can be the same transaction, and often are.
  15. From an IT perspective, humans are very inefficient. Installing HumanOS on a kid takes years, and it's an attended install.
  16. Anyone who writes fewer words per day than you is a slacker. Anyone who writes more is a hypergraphic freak with no life.
  17. @scalzi You just have to face the fact that you don't have the reflexes of a teenager hopped up on Twizzlers and Mountain Dew Code Red.
  18. @catvalente If ballet had tigers, I'd probably go a whole lot more often.
  19. @bigbadchang Do the @StevenGould thing and retcon him into a backstory prequel...or give him his own sequel.
  20. Doing dishes, I had the perfect idea for putting a kick-ass secondary character from Book #1 into the sequel. I should do more housework.