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  1. The Lethal Injection College Fund - Here's one billion dollars. Kill a few people, or help thousands? http://bit.ly/1E9hwg 7:13 AM Nov 13th from bit.ly
  2. Catholic archdiocese says it will stop helping lots of people if it's forced to tolerate gay people. Just like Jesus! http://is.gd/4TReG 7:38 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  3. Lou Dobbs sex tape shocker!! http://bit.ly/FQyai 11:54 AM Nov 12th from bit.ly
  4. Scientists find key to living to 100. "Cigarettes. Cigarettes and scotch. And blowjobs. OK, 3 things." http://bit.ly/2r6Aik 10:33 AM Nov 12th from bit.ly
  5. OMG! How will we possibly survive without 'Zombieland II'? It's "beyond depressing"! Wow life totally suxx now! http://is.gd/4TwOL 10:28 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  6. 50 grand in cosmetic surgery + Photoshop CS4 = http://is.gd/4SUxE 2:50 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  7. How to properly hate Twilight: http://www.flickr.com/photo... 2:39 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  8. Mormon church backs gay rights legislation in Utah. Hell momentarily freezes over, then quickly thaws right back out. http://is.gd/4STvi 2:22 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  9. Snortin' meth with Andre Agassi - The tennis star and Katie Couric get freaky, and other wishful thinking http://bit.ly/3INyQB 7:58 AM Nov 11th from bit.ly
  10. Girls! If you EVER want to be a famous ditzball Christian homophobe, do NOT make a lame sex tape at 17. Like, duh! http://is.gd/4RO33 7:31 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  11. Energy drinks are swill. Vitamin water is a rip-off. You ready to get serious? Try protein-infused vodka. http://is.gd/4PZh3 9:39 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  12. Way to go, fear and homophobia! -- Good news! Timeless irritants of humanity still alive and well in GOP. http://bit.ly/1lfZE9 7:31 AM Nov 6th from bit.ly
  13. Apple announces over 100,000 apps in the App Store, admits 99,355 of them are "like, totally lame." http://bit.ly/14b4Ds 10:50 AM Nov 4th from bit.ly
  14. South Carolina man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse. Horse gets 10 years in therapy for sex with man. http://bit.ly/3NyJ1Z 10:03 AM Nov 4th from bit.ly
  15. 10 failed doomsday predictions, not including long-awaited gay marriage apocalypse. http://bit.ly/h9FO8 9:58 AM Nov 4th from bit.ly
  16. Kiss my druid, death metal viking! -- How do you find your niche in an ocean of wonky weirdness? http://bit.ly/4ef8QD 9:41 AM Nov 4th from bit.ly
  17. Over 17,000 species threatened by extinction, including, hopefully, old, sad homophobes from Maine. http://bit.ly/4ifcun 8:42 AM Nov 4th from bit.ly
  18. "We're just old, confused and scared," said 53% of Maine voters, as Jesus shook his head, sadly. http://is.gd/4N11r 7:28 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  19. Videogame-themed cocktails for Danish geek loners who can't get laid. Thank you, world! http://is.gd/4MwU5 8:29 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  20. New study says processed & fatty foods increase risk of depression. Follow-up study says no fucking duh. http://is.gd/4Mwrz 8:10 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  • Name Mark Morford
  • Location San Francisco
  • Web http://markmorfor...
  • Bio Columnist: SF Chronicle/SFGate, yoga teacher, admirer of trees
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