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(It was. Threw the shoe. Bounced off the screen, which meant was able to see Trump (for it was he) come around to my way of thinking.)4:17 PM Jan 5thfrom TwitterGadget
If the phrase "and he's a member of Mensa" is used once more on this TV programme, my shoe is going through the screen.3:57 PM Jan 5thfrom TwitterGadget
Nice bit of snow telly there - Sky doing a live report from the cab of a gritter. In Dorset*. [*Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone.]10:16 AM Jan 5thfrom TwitterGadget
Manchester Snow Watch: The Scientologists have cleared the pavement outside their place on Deansgate. Richer Sounds still thinking about it.2:22 AM Jan 5thfrom TwitterGadget
Off to the shop - if I'm going to work from home, I'll need milk and bread etc. Let's have a sweepstake on the number of stuck BMWs outside.1:48 AM Jan 5thfrom TwitterGadget
There's a man in a bmw outside here showing how it's possible to get stuck in the tinyest amount of snow on the shallowest incline. Bravo.2:56 PM Jan 4thfrom txt
Footballer convicted of doing 104mph on dual carriageway in S London. Surprised me to learn there are dual carriageways in S London.8:27 AM Jan 4thfrom TwitterGadget