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  1. When did Justin Long inherit Ben Stiller's cameo mustache? about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Dave Matthews is wearing shoes. Thank you, Jesus. Also, thank you for limiting the Keenan Thompson sketch to a mere 18 minutes. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Matthews/Ozzy > Samberg/Johnson + Hader/Matthews about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. @johnnykpops Thank you. I didn't want to be the one to mention the cognitive dissonance. about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to johnnykpops
  5. @rohlich Interesting. Always thought you were less superficial than that. (Werewolf burn!) about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to rohlich
  6. The Darthness #starwarsbandnames about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. REO Landspeederwagon #starwarsbandnames about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. Bib Fortunate Son #starwarsclassicrocksongs about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. Cloud City, Cloud Car, Red Five #starwarsbandnames about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. @rohlich Don't take the New Moon stuff personally. It's OK to heart Edward! about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to rohlich
  11. King's X-Wing #starwarsbandnames about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. @taraariano You are killing it Han Solo under the table style. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to taraariano
  13. Hoth Chip #starwarsbandnames about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  14. New Moon is The Dark Knight for people who wish the Joker had a six pack and Batman sparkled in the moonlight. about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  15. If someone could snip Chris Tucker's vocal cords, that would be great. 10:41 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  16. What Oprah Winfrey's 19 Months of Goodbye are going to look like: http://bit.ly/65I4lL 1:41 PM Nov 20th from Brizzly
  17. Can't for the life of me figure out why Taylor Swift's talking with an Australian accent and pretending she's in "Nine" on Conan. 1:00 AM Nov 20th from Brizzly
  18. Also, note to self: Make a dentist appointment tomorrow, and cut down on the coffee. 11:07 PM Nov 19th from Brizzly
  19. Al Gore's teeth in HD are like a yellowing picket fence guarding a graveyard full of crumbling Civil War-era headstones. 11:05 PM Nov 19th from Brizzly
  20. OK, I doused myself with gasoline and got out the matches. But I'm not lighting one, because I just realized Oprah's probably gonna be OK! 4:28 PM Nov 19th from Brizzly