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  1. Watched Mad Men finale twice, thanks to "encore presentation." Spoiler: Kennedy still dead. OR IS HE?about 4 hours ago from Brizzly
  2. More like h1nFun!11:26 PM Nov 6th from Brizzly
  3. Swine flu is the snowflake of pandemics: a unique, gossamer virus that never gives any two victims the exact same amount of diarrhea.3:12 PM Nov 6th from Brizzly
  4. My favorite variety of Jeff Dunham Wine is the Hand Up A Racist Octogenarian's Ass Cabernet http://bit.ly/2QEDIs2:45 PM Nov 6th from Brizzly
  5. RT @TheOnion: Sports: 95-Year-Old Yankees Fan Afraid He'll Never Get To See Team Win 27 More World Series http://ow.ly/15ZUqk9:44 AM Nov 6th from Brizzly
  6. @BraisedNInfused Please share this joke immediately. You can't tease that and not deliver.7:54 PM Nov 5th from Brizzly in reply to BraisedNInfused
  7. @atencio Maybe he'll win an Oscar and rediscover his humble and polite side.7:53 PM Nov 5th from Brizzly in reply to atencio
  8. @stephaniesits Can't the sound of the minikittens being mouthbirthed be like a meow? We should be able to have both.4:51 PM Nov 5th from Brizzly in reply to stephaniesits
  9. @stamos You are not alone. Be strong.4:49 PM Nov 5th from Brizzly in reply to stamos
  10. "Yes, ma'am, your poodle can stay here for the night. It's a hotel for dogs." #famousmoviequotes2:48 PM Nov 5th from Brizzly
  11. My favorite Guy Fawkes song is "Love on the Fifth of November," on his Gunpowder Plot album of 1978. Seminal power ballad.1:22 PM Nov 5th from Brizzly
  12. @m1keh0gan Has there ever been a player who's won MVP and then wasn't resigned by his team? This'll be a first, I bet.10:26 AM Nov 5th from Brizzly in reply to m1keh0gan
  13. @thejoelstein Nine years was, like, a really long time. People don't appreciate how hard that was on us.11:30 PM Nov 4th from Brizzly in reply to thejoelstein
  14. @stephenfalk If I had it to do over, I would've named the dog Kate Hudson's Vagina instead of Mo.9:19 PM Nov 4th from Brizzly in reply to stephenfalk
  15. @stephenfalk Let me have my moment with Kate Hudson's vagina, OK?9:17 PM Nov 4th from Brizzly in reply to stephenfalk
  16. Gotta say, a little stunned Matsui eked out a win over Kate Hudson's vagina for MVP. This game surprises you.9:11 PM Nov 4th from Brizzly
  17. A t-shirt over a warm-up jacket is not a great look, Joe Girardi. But you're forgiven, you probably just overthought fashion.9:06 PM Nov 4th from Brizzly
  18. It's nice that they're little Chien-Ming Wang wear one of those neat t-shirts.9:01 PM Nov 4th from Brizzly
  19. I'll never quite understand why the Phillies are always putting in this middle-aged plumber at the end of games. Strange.8:43 PM Nov 4th from Brizzly
  20. @TheBigLead As a rule I never talk to Lakers fans, ever.7:55 PM Nov 4th from Brizzly in reply to TheBigLead