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When The Devil Went Down To Georgia, he played a fiddle made of gold. What kind of sound quality did he really get from something like that?about 18 hours ago from Twitterrific
@grantimahara Please tell me you'll be testing the myth at Arena rock.about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to grantimahara
Stuck behind a guy making a deposit at the ATM in the bank lobby. Dude, you're AT THE BANK.1:31 PM Jul 17th from Twitterrific
@michaeljnelson: "[except for you. You know who you are.]" WHY MUST YOU CONTINUE TO ANTAGONIZE ME?!10:16 AM Jul 17th from TwitterFox
@rebeccawatson After my wisdom teeth were pulled, a puppy licked my face.8:30 AM Jul 17th from TwitterFox in reply to rebeccawatson
@neilhimself: " I'm really a housewife in Sheboygan" I KNEW IT. No British person could casually lob out all those Wisconsin references.10:58 AM Jul 16th from TwitterFox
Never in my life have I been as comfortable as the cat looks right now.3:17 PM Jul 15th from Twitterrific
@joeyflash Couldn't stop talking those pictures on a public street, eh?3:05 PM Jul 15th from TwitterFox in reply to joeyflash
@Drathus @awestra Isn't the preferred spelling "frak"? (You only THOUGHT you reached your nerd exposure quota for the day.)12:53 PM Jul 15th from TwitterFox in reply to Drathus
@awestra Oh snap!12:13 PM Jul 15th from Twitterrific in reply to awestra
@awestra Impossible. You haven't talked to me today. Unless you've been dealing with @Drathus12:08 PM Jul 15th from TwitterFox in reply to awestra
@joeyflash That scruffy beard made him think you're a terrorist. Can't have you stealing 'Murrica's soul with your magic box.10:31 AM Jul 15th from TwitterFox in reply to joeyflash
Client is INSISTING on a grammatical error in their email blast. Must...control...fist...of death.10:20 AM Jul 15th from TwitterFox
Yes, dumbass neighbor #17, 1:00 in the morning IS the time to move half of your apartment into the storage room.11:12 PM Jul 14th from Twitterrific
Sodium? More like sodi-YUM!1:33 PM Jul 14th from TwitterFox
@wigu Promise me you won't grow big hair and start acting all mopey.8:41 AM Jul 14th from TwitterFox in reply to wigu
Opera, why are you exhibiting Turd-like behavior? You used to be cool....12:21 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFox
@Drathus Ah, so you'll be closer to truck driving school. Good thinking.10:20 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFox in reply to Drathus
"Harry Potter and the Disappointing Adulthood" #HarryPottersequels10:01 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFox
@Drathus are you moving to Middleton? It's been named one of Money Magazine's Top 10 Best Places To Live.9:56 AM Jul 13th from TwitterFox

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