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  1. @Drathus "OMG! They're fighting! Someone stop them!"
  2. @Drathus You're a moron. I'm firing you as a client. #wishfulfillment
  3. @Drathus I thought you were paying me for my expert opinion. I think it's truly in you and your cat's best interest to use Comic Sans.
  4. @Drathus Remember to use Comic Sans when bathing a cat. That font gets them the cleanest.
  5. @Drathus Why the hell not. You use it for everything else.
  6. Dear clients: please stop using Word as a spreadsheet, database, and/or image editor. It's also not an FTP client.
  7. SETI@Home is still running under my account on a computer at my old job...which I left 23 months ago. Nice clean up, morons.
  8. @sheilakathleen I don't have a runny nose; I'm overflowing crushiness.
  9. @sheilakathleen I'm surprised more people don't have crushes on me, what with all this modesty.
  10. @sheilakathleen Obviously you've never had a crush on me. I'm an absolute delight!
  11. Chapter 6: In Which Mark Explains The Concept Of White Space. #duh
  12. More random capitalization. Where did you people learn this? Stop doing it!
  13. Typing your name in Lucida and adding a drop shadow is not "designing a logo".
  14. @Drathus That I wouldn't mind. We'd make sure it doesn't look like ass. Sadly, they have a copy of Illustrator and aren't afraid to use it.
  15. I hate it when clients "design".
  16. @Drathus Well, why wouldn't he? "Just look how those sublime buttocks clench as his sphincter engages. Mmmm...sphincter."
  17. "No, I won't pee in the short urinal or the toilet. I'll just wait until you're finished." WTF?
  18. @andilinks Yeah, I'm used to Twitter's quirks. This one made my spammer alert go off. It doesn't seem to be nefarious, so I won't sweat it.
  19. @Drathus Man, you really do get instant answers on Twitter. Since it isn't just me, I won't sweat it.
  20. @Drathus Same thing happened with someone else a few hours ago.