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  1. When The Devil Went Down To Georgia, he played a fiddle made of gold. What kind of sound quality did he really get from something like that?
  2. @grantimahara Please tell me you'll be testing the myth at Arena rock.
  3. Stuck behind a guy making a deposit at the ATM in the bank lobby. Dude, you're AT THE BANK.
  4. @michaeljnelson: "[except for you. You know who you are.]" WHY MUST YOU CONTINUE TO ANTAGONIZE ME?!
  5. @rebeccawatson After my wisdom teeth were pulled, a puppy licked my face.
  6. @neilhimself: " I'm really a housewife in Sheboygan" I KNEW IT. No British person could casually lob out all those Wisconsin references.
  7. Never in my life have I been as comfortable as the cat looks right now.
  8. @joeyflash Couldn't stop talking those pictures on a public street, eh?
  9. @Drathus @awestra Isn't the preferred spelling "frak"? (You only THOUGHT you reached your nerd exposure quota for the day.)
  10. @awestra Oh snap!
  11. @awestra Impossible. You haven't talked to me today. Unless you've been dealing with @Drathus
  12. @joeyflash That scruffy beard made him think you're a terrorist. Can't have you stealing 'Murrica's soul with your magic box.
  13. Client is INSISTING on a grammatical error in their email blast. Must...control...fist...of death.
  14. Yes, dumbass neighbor #17, 1:00 in the morning IS the time to move half of your apartment into the storage room.
  15. Sodium? More like sodi-YUM!
  16. @wigu Promise me you won't grow big hair and start acting all mopey.
  17. Opera, why are you exhibiting Turd-like behavior? You used to be cool....
  18. @Drathus Ah, so you'll be closer to truck driving school. Good thinking.
  19. "Harry Potter and the Disappointing Adulthood" #HarryPottersequels
  20. @Drathus are you moving to Middleton? It's been named one of Money Magazine's Top 10 Best Places To Live.