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  1. @Drathus "OMG! They're fighting! Someone stop them!" about 14 hours ago from Echofon in reply to Drathus
  2. @Drathus You're a moron. I'm firing you as a client. #wishfulfillment about 14 hours ago from Echofon in reply to Drathus
  3. @Drathus I thought you were paying me for my expert opinion. I think it's truly in you and your cat's best interest to use Comic Sans. about 14 hours ago from Echofon in reply to Drathus
  4. @Drathus Remember to use Comic Sans when bathing a cat. That font gets them the cleanest. about 14 hours ago from Echofon in reply to Drathus
  5. @Drathus Why the hell not. You use it for everything else. about 14 hours ago from Echofon in reply to Drathus
  6. Dear clients: please stop using Word as a spreadsheet, database, and/or image editor. It's also not an FTP client. about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  7. SETI@Home is still running under my account on a computer at my old job...which I left 23 months ago. Nice clean up, morons. 9:25 PM Dec 10th from Twitterrific
  8. @sheilakathleen I don't have a runny nose; I'm overflowing crushiness. 2:27 PM Dec 10th from Echofon in reply to sheilakathleen
  9. @sheilakathleen I'm surprised more people don't have crushes on me, what with all this modesty. 2:23 PM Dec 10th from Echofon in reply to sheilakathleen
  10. @sheilakathleen Obviously you've never had a crush on me. I'm an absolute delight! 2:14 PM Dec 10th from Echofon in reply to sheilakathleen
  11. Chapter 6: In Which Mark Explains The Concept Of White Space. #duh 2:13 PM Dec 10th from Echofon
  12. More random capitalization. Where did you people learn this? Stop doing it! 11:46 AM Dec 10th from Echofon
  13. Typing your name in Lucida and adding a drop shadow is not "designing a logo". 11:00 AM Dec 10th from Echofon
  14. @Drathus That I wouldn't mind. We'd make sure it doesn't look like ass. Sadly, they have a copy of Illustrator and aren't afraid to use it. 10:58 AM Dec 10th from Echofon in reply to Drathus
  15. I hate it when clients "design". 10:28 AM Dec 10th from Echofon
  16. @Drathus Well, why wouldn't he? "Just look how those sublime buttocks clench as his sphincter engages. Mmmm...sphincter." 7:00 PM Dec 9th from Twitterrific in reply to Drathus
  17. "No, I won't pee in the short urinal or the toilet. I'll just wait until you're finished." WTF? 5:45 PM Dec 9th from Twitterrific
  18. @andilinks Yeah, I'm used to Twitter's quirks. This one made my spammer alert go off. It doesn't seem to be nefarious, so I won't sweat it. 12:15 PM Dec 9th from Echofon in reply to andilinks
  19. @Drathus Man, you really do get instant answers on Twitter. Since it isn't just me, I won't sweat it. 12:08 PM Dec 9th from Echofon in reply to Drathus
  20. @Drathus Same thing happened with someone else a few hours ago. 12:00 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to Drathus