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  1. I was wondering where my dumbell went. It seems my dog started chewing it and hid it in the garden...
  2. Holy shit, I found out my next door neighbour died from swine flu in an ambulance last Sunday on the way to the hospital. They recovered her
  3. aww crap, I think I just broke my headphones
  4. I suspect that if you want to paint yourself as a sane man, you should not try and sing "Alouette" while dancing the robot at random...
  5. @garyvee You should make your own boardgame about hustling and killing it - http://www.thegamecrafter.com/ :)
  6. http://www.thegamecrafter.com/ - awesome
  7. @garyvee Hustling after hours is so useful. Why bother getting stuck in peak hour traffic when you can spend that wasted time making money?
  8. Duct Tape fixes everything. I just fell over and it feels like I sprained my ankle. I currently have a bag of ice duct taped to my ankle! :)
  9. Somebody really should take away my ebay account. So addicted to buying junk i dont need.
  10. Hmmm. Nearly 1 am and i've been coding for the last 14 hours. Must go sleep and will check tomorrow
  11. Damn I love bash scripting so much. Makes tasks so simple!
  12. @alaskamiller Elvis isn't dead, why just last week I saw him at a bus station in Reno.
  13. Playing with search spiders is interesting.
  14. Just heard a huge explosion near my house - wonder what it was?
  15. God Bless the internet. Makes the sending of flowers when you fuck up with someone a breeze. Thankyou ecommerce.
  16. "We need our top scientific minds on this project... get India on the phone!" - US military advisor from Monsters vs Aliens
  17. Currently watching Pearl Harbour. Its a WW2 period movie about dogfighting but also by Michael Bay. I'm so conflicted right now :(
  18. Okay, new tip. If you're feeling sick and a little light-headed...do NOT mess with stereoscopic 3D.
  19. Australia isn't having a very good year in 2009. Drought, Bushfires, Floods, Earthquakes and now a Tsunami Warning.
  20. To the exercise bike! Stat!