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  1. OH: "When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not give her a puppy." (via @caseymckinnon)
  2. @bethg yes it is quite possibly that hot. But. More importantly. Can we get together for food/drinks?
  3. And one more before I hit the sack. Jay-Z - "D.O.A." http://tinyurl.com/mpldx5
  4. Loving this tuneage. Busdriver - "Me-Time" http://tinyurl.com/l37apc
  5. @tvmole What can I say. I'm a sucker for a sob story... Plus, she got it all fixed up good as new. So a happy ending, Hurrah!
  6. @jonaird That sounds better than the meaty bat cave that I witnessed. Horrendous.
  7. @tvmole I don't know... The first thing that pops into my head when I think 'Embarrassing Body' is spots - Not broken lady bits.
  8. Let me set the scene. 8:00pm, Channel 4, programme called 'Embarassing Bodies', bottle of beer in hand, relaxed... VAGINAL PROLAPSE?!! WTF?!
  9. Need to buy new underwear.
  10. @Ruby_Pseudo did you pretend to be michael Jackson? That would be a scary text get wouldn't it!
  11. @K_brack I know?? He's bat-shit crazy as well.
  12. I want to punch Uri Geller in his stupid spoon bending face.
  13. Why do I get the bad feeling that when all the facts are known about his death, it's going to be quite bleak.
  14. @K_brack Yep. Dangerous Tour '92. I've never touched milkshakes since.
  15. RT @flidby #memoriesofmichael "No-one could draw circles, free-hand, like Michael"- Gambaccini
  16. @K_brack Would be wronger to celebrate him drinking milk in the Early Learning Centre.
  17. RT @Herring1967 140 characters sometimes just simply aren't enough.
  18. My childhood hero has died. Actually very very upset. RIP MJ
  19. Utterly, utterly gutted.
  20. Dina Goldsteins 'Modern Day Fairy Tale' photography is awesome. She reinvents the 'Happy Ever After'... http://tinyurl.com/ne7upf