markhoppus
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Hey London. If you want some Octopus stickers: tomorrow morning 745am at Speakers' Corner in Hyde Park.
about 5 hours ago
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@ apparently so, my friend. :(
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to zanelowe
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At a restaurant enjoying dinner. My wife just informed me, "Honey, you have food on your forehead." Like a sir.
about 7 hours ago
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@ I will do anything for validation, including barging the stages of other bands. It's an emptiness in my heart that does it.
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to JackAllTimeLow
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The new Octopus stickers are here!!
about 10 hours ago
via Instagram
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I just fucked up real bad and accidentally ate asparagus and liked it. Shit!!!
about 11 hours ago
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Sunday roast.
11:42 AM May 20th
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DROGBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB!!!!!!!!!
2:33 PM May 19th
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@ I'm screaming at my television and sweating bullets.
1:49 PM May 19th
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in reply to zanelowe
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Dying in an armchair. Come on, Chelsea lets do this!!!!!
1:44 PM May 19th
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Has anyone opened a sandwich shop called Hoagie's Gyros?
12:31 PM May 19th
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Come on, you Blues! Kick it to the guy!! Sports! Bring home that silver cuppy thing!!
11:42 AM May 19th
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today needs a beginning-of-act-three montage where we band of rag-tag oddballs turn things around by painting a barn.
10:04 AM May 19th
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helvetica 12 point for life!!!!
7:23 AM May 19th
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@ ewan mcgregor is scottish-born, therefore ineligible to become president. there you have it.
5:11 AM May 19th
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in reply to patri30atm
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on the brain this morning: , The Morning, Zoo, Zelda lullaby, subjunctive use of were, blink-182 tour, Legos.
5:03 AM May 19th
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This action movie lost me when, after three days on the lam from thugs, the hero's cell phone still has battery.
12:08 PM May 18th
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Couple at this restaurant making out so hard, if Chevy Chase were here I'd turn to him and say "He's gonna pork her, Dad."
6:22 AM May 18th
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those jeans give your knees camel toes.
2:40 AM May 18th
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Siri, get Detective Chief Superintendent Foyle on the line!
8:39 AM May 17th
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