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  1. @flargh you're bloody right about foursquare. Am in the pub and they're all at it.
  2. At least the thieving b'tards aren't getting my cash. Well done to LloydsTSB fraud dept for catching them in the act.
  3. Had my bloody card cloned. Three days to Xmas and the banks cancelled my card and won't get another one out till the 29th.
  4. Every year the same sorry "snow chaos" story in the Daily Mail. I swear it must have boiler plate text for it by now
  5. Wow! It's really snowing. Good job we got lots of supplies today. Looks like winter could be snowed in here
  6. RT @tweetmeme In mouse design, Apple lacks the Magic touch - Macworld UK http://bit.ly/6hAlyP
  7. Got there in the end. One #o2 iPhone is going to be an Orange on 20th Jan... can't wait.
  8. Waiting in a call queue to cancel my #02 #iphone account. Seven mins so far. Must be busy after y/days outages :-) Off to Orange in New Year
  9. RT @karlhodge: Genius -> RT @bobrudge Next year's campaign should be to get this year's Joe McElderry single to number one.
  10. @Ratkat I'm scared that after a comment about vacuum excitement a sexmaniacbot is now following me. Must have got the wrong impression...
  11. Hah! Cowel. Stick that up yer pipe. Merry Christmas everybody.
  12. RT @happygeek: Kids are searching for sex online, get over it - http://bit.ly/8ynpsT (he's got a point) #sex
  13. Bought a Dyson DC24 after old vacuum went kaput. It's awesome. Like having a transformer toy for adults.
  14. @RosieHattersley is insisting that it's still Autumn. Brrrr!
  15. The wife seems to be massively in to something called foursquare
  16. It's okay kids. The dead fox by the door has gone on to a better place (next door neighbour's wheelie bin)
  17. Time to deal with the corpse of fantastic mr fox :-(
  18. Found a dead fox under my stairway this morning. Poor thing. Looks like the cold got to it.
  19. @RosieHattersley Hope you enjoy it darling. Looks like a really cool camera
  20. Bad taste reaches new low. Can I hang myself with "The Necky"? http://bit.ly/8uNJSD (via @mike_elgan)