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Sarah Palin quits to set sights on national stage. Touring company of Spamalot, perhaps?5:08 PM Jul 3rdfrom web
Karl Malden's death yet another blow to lovers of notable noses. Barbara Streisand now said to be "very, very afraid..."1:45 PM Jul 1stfrom web
Jacko names Diana Ross in will. Mary Wells snubbed yet again.12:34 PM Jul 1stfrom web
Keeping computer-sore eyes trained on monitor long enough to type inconsequential observation on sore eyes sure beats blinking.2:11 PM Jun 30thfrom web
RIP infomercial pitchman Billy Mays. Interestingly, slap-chop Vinnie lacks an alibi, cause of death reportedly "dicey"...9:09 AM Jun 29thfrom web