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  1. Sarah Palin quits to set sights on national stage. Touring company of Spamalot, perhaps?
  2. Karl Malden's death yet another blow to lovers of notable noses. Barbara Streisand now said to be "very, very afraid..."
  3. Jacko names Diana Ross in will. Mary Wells snubbed yet again.
  4. Keeping computer-sore eyes trained on monitor long enough to type inconsequential observation on sore eyes sure beats blinking.
  5. RIP infomercial pitchman Billy Mays. Interestingly, slap-chop Vinnie lacks an alibi, cause of death reportedly "dicey"...
  6. "Too soon" when I posted this a few hurs ago on YouTube. How about now? http://bit.ly/npbes
  7. Latest entry in my ongoing video series "not as funny as he used to be..." Palin Vs. Letterman http://bit.ly/wevz4
  8. Sifting through a stack of cool father's day videos...
  9. Burning Man 2006.... only 3 years after the fact.... http://bit.ly/qOax7
  10. HBO + DVR = Space Chimps! Who said there is no monkey god?!
  11. Thanks to @benrelles for coming up with this Obama Girl E3 video for our Spotlight promo http://bit.ly/17SiXf
  12. Praying. You're doing it wrong (if at all) http://tinyurl.com/lp8rm5
  13. My Valkyrie DVD review: Bryan Singer better on mutants than Nazis. Apparently not king of all uniform-based-action.
  14. Belatedly binging on Battlestar Galactica DVDs. How many Cylons at <redacted>?
  15. most sublime animal farting video ever. http://bit.ly/qNej1
  16. It has come to this. http://bit.ly/uizKJ
  17. Spotted, man on BART train wearing bacon-sneeze prevention dust mask. It's like Worst Burning Man Ever. Oink-choo!
  18. Brooker breaks down Boyle phenom for you. Nice one, Charlie. http://tinyurl.com/d6lp24
  19. NewYorkTimes gets on the Padma porn bandwagon... http://tinyurl.com/crjf99
  20. Broadcasting live from the bacon flu bunker.... http://tinyurl.com/dy9yv4