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markdavidson

@DixieChat Not to mention, completely self-serving. :-) 1:24 AM Sep 1st via web
DixieChat @markdavidson Thats tacky.. Shame on you. 1:22 AM Sep 1st via web in reply to markdavidson Retweeted by markdavidson
Roses are red, violets are blue. You haven't really lived, until you've slept with a Jew. 1:21 AM Sep 1st via web
Okay, I'm going to bed now. I hope that my exhaustion fueled tweets have been entertaining. 1:14 AM Sep 1st via web
@desireedevine lol. Silly girl! 1:10 AM Sep 1st via web in reply to desireedevine
@ChargedTweet That would be the greatest trending topic ever in the history of Twitter! 1:10 AM Sep 1st via web
ChargedTweet @markdavidson My life's ambition (well, for my 15 seconds of fame, today at least) is make "rectal ants" a trending topic on Twitter. *How*? 1:07 AM Sep 1st via web in reply to markdavidson Retweeted by markdavidson
Okay, I've covered rectal ants, Twitter malfunction, my ex-wife and a license to kill. I think my work is done here now. 1:09 AM Sep 1st via web
@desireedevine Geezus christ! Why did you just tell me that? 1:07 AM Sep 1st via web in reply to desireedevine
@anitafiander I'm gay. Believe me. It's a huge compliment. :-) 1:05 AM Sep 1st via web in reply to anitafiander
@wordvixen lol. :-) 1:04 AM Sep 1st via web in reply to wordvixen
And it's been a lot of you... I have nothing witty to say here. I've already drank half this beer. @akiva 1:03 AM Sep 1st via web
Okay, for everyone who has posted to me within the last 24 hours about how The Wire is the best television show ever... *ahem* @akiva 1:02 AM Sep 1st via web
@akpiper @Akelaa @AKRyder I can't blame the man. Men were never meant to wear pants. We are strictly a loincloth species. It's G-d's way. 1:00 AM Sep 1st via web in reply to akpiper
I keep forgetting that I've been married before. Looking back, it just seems so weird to me now. Me? A wife? Really? Makes no sense. 12:59 AM Sep 1st via web
Getting a divorce was the best thing ever to happen for our relationship. (We've been talking to each other again ever since.) 12:57 AM Sep 1st via web
Oh, crap. I forgot to call my ex-wife to wish her a happy birthday. Now I feel like a complete douchebag. 12:55 AM Sep 1st via web
ChargedTweet @markdavidson never thought I would be interested in, er, rectal ants. Well, first time for everything. Sounds like a Ripley's thing? 12:50 AM Sep 1st via web in reply to markdavidson Retweeted by markdavidson
@desireedevine It's sorta embarrassing. Itchy. Itchy. 12:54 AM Sep 1st via web
desireedevine @markdavidson O.M.G. I can't believe you just told ALL of twitter about my rectal ants... I told you thin in confidence! Geeze whata friend! 12:52 AM Sep 1st via Power Twitter from North Broadway, Cleveland in reply to markdavidson Retweeted by markdavidson

Name Mark Davidson
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