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markdavidson

  1. @DixieChat Not to mention, completely self-serving. :-)
  2. Roses are red, violets are blue. You haven't really lived, until you've slept with a Jew.
  3. Okay, I'm going to bed now. I hope that my exhaustion fueled tweets have been entertaining.
  4. @desireedevine lol. Silly girl!
  5. @ChargedTweet That would be the greatest trending topic ever in the history of Twitter!
  6. Okay, I've covered rectal ants, Twitter malfunction, my ex-wife and a license to kill. I think my work is done here now.
  7. @desireedevine Geezus christ! Why did you just tell me that?
  8. @anitafiander I'm gay. Believe me. It's a huge compliment. :-)
  9. @wordvixen lol. :-)
  10. And it's been a lot of you... I have nothing witty to say here. I've already drank half this beer. @akiva
  11. Okay, for everyone who has posted to me within the last 24 hours about how The Wire is the best television show ever... *ahem* @akiva
  12. @akpiper @Akelaa @AKRyder I can't blame the man. Men were never meant to wear pants. We are strictly a loincloth species. It's G-d's way.
  13. I keep forgetting that I've been married before. Looking back, it just seems so weird to me now. Me? A wife? Really? Makes no sense.
  14. Getting a divorce was the best thing ever to happen for our relationship. (We've been talking to each other again ever since.)
  15. Oh, crap. I forgot to call my ex-wife to wish her a happy birthday. Now I feel like a complete douchebag.
  16. @desireedevine It's sorta embarrassing. Itchy. Itchy.