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  1. @afcool83 you should see what @gazelle_com will give you for it.
  2. Out enjoying a really nice walk with Rachel, Dylan and Leo. What a beautiful day out.
  3. This is leaf raking morning if ever there was one.
  4. Surprisingly my mother in law doesn't find my jokes about my grandparents being swingers funny. I bet my sister would find them funny!
  5. I'm taking Dylan to swimming classes this morning. Should be interesting.
  6. The most amazing list of holidays ever! http://bit.ly/pzdLR
  7. Thanks to Brendo I have those stupid free credit report.com songs in my head. You're dead to me Brendan!
  8. Dylan told me I was his best friend this morning. Very cute.
  9. Totally forgot today is Guy Faux day. So make sure you burn an effigy at some point today.
  10. Whateva Yankees. I could've beat the Phillies.
  11. I really don't get this. Wouldn't putting Beatles songs on iTunes have just made a bit more sense? http://tinyurl.com/ykxzpg4
  12. Screw you Maine! You're dead to me. You stupid biggoted hateful hicks!
  13. NJ? VA? Really? WTF?
  14. Can I please watch my stories in quiet?Stop talking!
  15. Make sure you get out and vote, there's still time.
  16. Rational and Calm Max - Before Thunderdome #unseenprequels
  17. Cape Not-Afraid-At-All #unseenprequels
  18. The Dulling #unseenprequels
  19. The Day Before Tomorrow #unseenprequels
  20. Pleasant Afternoon on Elm Street #unseenprequels